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It ain't over till it's over. ...
by Yogi Berra

It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it used to be.
- Yogi Berra

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
- Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra

If you ask me anything I don't know,
I'm not going to answer.
- Yogi Berra

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Samuel Johnson [also attributed to Oscar Wilde]

I got a good mind to join a club
and beat you over the head with it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H. L. Mencken

Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

The man who does not read good books
has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- W. C. Fields

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill

Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion.
The several sects perform the office of a Censor -
over each other.
- Thomas Jefferson

Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again,
but expecting different results.
- Rita Mae Brown, also attributed to Einstein

Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
- Norman Vincent Peale

When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch

To a philosopher all news,
as it is called, is gossip,
and they who edit and read it
are old women over their tea.
- Henry David Thoreau

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
- Anonymous

And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran

Protect your vision.
Prevail over adversity.
Persevere in the midst of turmoil.
Passionately act upon your convictions.
Purposely walk into the day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Anger is a destructive emotion
that becomes instinctive over the years.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James

I am so thirsty for the marvelous
that only the marvelous has power over me.
- Anais Nin

I say to you quite frankly that
the time for racial discrimination is over.
- Jimmy Carter

When we are happy and serene,
time loses its power over us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

And as he spoke of understanding,
I looked up and saw the rainbow leap
with flames of many colors over me.
- Black Elk

The tyrant dies and his rule is over,
the martyr dies and his rule begins
- Soren Kierkegaard

I am never going to have anything more to do
with politics or politicians.
When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely
to writing and painting.
- Winston Churchill

America has tossed its cap over the wall of space.
- John F. Kennedy

I learned that courage was not the absence of fear,
but the triumph over it.
The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid,
but he who conquers that fear.
- Nelson Mandela

The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression
and cruelty by the bad people
but the silence over that by the good people.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge
and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you,
you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The past has no power over the present moment.
- Eckhart Tolle

"Good morning!" he said at last.
"We don't want any adventures here, thank you!
You might try over The Hill or across The Water."
- J. R. R. Tolkien

There's a trick to the Graceful Exit.
It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage,
a relationship is over - and to let go.
It means leaving what's over without denying its value.
- Ellen Goodman

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down
on the tracks of history
to wait for the train of the future to run over him.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.
- Lee Iacocca

The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu

I allow life to wash over me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What people believe prevails over the truth.
- Sophocles

We occasionally stumble over the truth
but most of us pick ourselves up and
hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill

We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled.
The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over
and let the beautiful stuff out.
- Ray Bradbury

Every blade of grass has an angel
that bends over it and whispers, "grow! grow!
- Talmud

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life
comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
- Robert A. Heinlein

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein

It is far more important to be able to hit the target
than it is to haggle over who makes a weapon or who pulls a trigger.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

My Cup Runneth Over - My Life Is Abundant.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You don't lead by hitting people over the head -
that's assault, not leadership.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Men occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of them pick themselves up
and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill

People make a big fuss over you when you're President.
But I'm very serious about doing everything I can
to make sure that it doesn't go to my head.
- Jimmy Carter

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein (attributed)

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful,
we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing external to you has any power over you.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old,
and that I know.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I do not want to foresee the future.
I am concerned with taking care of the present.
God has given me no control over the moment following.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
- Henry David Thoreau


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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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