When we find someone whose weirdness by Robert Fulghum.

When we find someone whose weirdness
by Robert Fulghum.

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers

Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase:
if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- C. P. Snow

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

I find that he is happiest
of whom the world says least, good or bad.
- Thomas Jefferson

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

Great men or men of great gifts
you shall easily find,
but symmetrical men never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell

The more we know about how we lost
our spontaneous wonder and creativity,
the more we can find ways to get them back.
- John Bradshaw

I find hope in the darkest of days,
and focus in the brightest.
I do not judge the universe.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

You can not find happiness by chasing after it.
Happiness comes from doing what you love to do,
and from being who you truly are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let everyone try and find that
as a result of daily prayer
he adds something new to his life,
something with which nothing can be compared.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Do not seek to bring things to pass
in accordance with your wishes,
but wish for them as they are,
and you will find them.
- Epictetus

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

When I find that I can't accept what is happening,
I turn my attention to accepting my non-acceptance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The secret of success is to find a need and fill it,
to find a hurt and heal it,
to find somebody with a problem
and offer to help solve it.
- Robert H. Schuller

At the beginning and at the end of love,
the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.
- Jean de la Bruyere

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach

One way or another, we all have to find
what best fosters the flowering of our humanity
in this contemporary life,
and dedicate ourselves to that.
- Joseph Campbell

You will never find time for anything.
If you want time you must make it.
- Charles Buxton

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

You must live in the present,
launch yourself on every wave,
find your eternity in each moment.
- Henry David Thoreau

Your task is not to seek for love,
but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself
that you have built against it.
- A Course In Miracles (commonly misattributed to Rumi)

Find your way with the certain and gentle light of forgiveness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Go within every day and find the inner strength
so that the world will not blow your candle out.
- Katherine Dunham

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

When we try to pick out anything by itself,
we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
- John Muir

Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein

When one gets angry, it is always angry AT someone -
perhaps a friend or spouse, perhaps a stranger,
perhaps the nameless "they" - "those people at the bank wronged me,"
perhaps God, or perhaps oneself.
In any case, when one gets angry,
they want to find someone to be "responsible" for what happened.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Each one has to find his peace from within.
And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The best way to find yourself
is to lose yourself
in the service of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

People with great gifts are easy to find,
but symmetrical and balanced ones never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous

It's so easy to fall in love
but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels.
We shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
- Anton Chekhov

When men destroy their old gods,
they will find new ones to take their place.
- Pearl S. Buck

Find a place inside where there's joy,
and the joy will burn out the pain.
- Joseph Campbell

You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei

If you look for the bad in people
expecting to find it, you surely will.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you are possessed by an idea,
you will find it expressed everywhere,
you even smell it.
- Thomas Mann

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves
come when life seems most challenging.
- Joseph Campbell

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