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Funny Quotes about Service

As we work to create light for others,
we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)

Seek first to understand,
then to be understood.
- Stephen Covey PHOTO

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
- Mother Teresa

The most important service rendered
by the press and the magazines
is that of educating people
to approach printed matter with distrust.
- Samuel Butler

One can not reflect in streaming water.
Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
- Lao Tzu

Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly.
It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.
- Henry Ford

I have found out that though the ways in which
I can make myself useful are few,
yet the work open to me is endless.
- Helen Keller

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Life becomes harder for us when we live for others,
but it also becomes richer and happier.
- Albert Schweitzer

The answer to circumstances is choosing a positive response,
and the most positive choice is to be of service.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Judgment and weariness are foes to service and generosity.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others
will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves.
- Helen Keller

My greatest service to others is living happily,
and radiating happiness and joy to those around me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To give up yourself without regret is the greatest charity.
- Bodhidharma

I'm not on this trip as a tourist.
- Bono

In service, there is clarity and compassion.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The path to your own happiness is usually found in service.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once you know yourself as a genuine seeker,
and when your own inner chamber is quite enlightened,
then comes the natural unfoldment of pure love and compassion
and a genuine desire to serve others.
- Rod Stryker

The best cure for our own self-inflicted suffering
is often service to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Service to others is the rent you pay
for your room here on earth.
- Muhammad Ali

I slept and dreamt that life was joy.
I awoke and saw that life was service.
I acted and behold, service was joy.
- Rabindranath Tagore

A generous heart, kind speech,
and a life of service and compassion
are the things which renew humanity.
- The Buddha

A life is not important except in
the impact it has on other lives.
- Jackie Robinson (baseball player)

What power there is in our service when our actions
line up with our mission, skills and joy.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

No person was ever honored for what he received.
Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
- Calvin Coolidge

The purpose of human life is to serve,
and to show compassion and the will to help others.
- Albert Schweitzer

The high destiny of the individual is to serve rather than to rule.
- Albert Einstein

A hero is someone who has given his life to
something bigger than himself
or something other than himself.
- Joseph Campbell

The whole worth of a kind deed is
in the love that inspires it.
- The Talmud

If there is anything that a man can do well,
I say let him do it. Give him a chance.
- Abraham Lincoln

The happiness of one's own heart alone
cannot satisfy the soul;
one must try to include,
as necessary to one's own happiness,
the happiness of others.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

No one has a right to consume happiness without producing it.
- Helen Keller

It's not what you take when
you leave this world behind you.
It's what you leave behind you when you go.
- Randy Travis

A worker in the rural reconstruction must have:
The body of an athlete
The attitude of a teacher
The mind of a scientist
The heart of a missionary
The spirit of a crusader.
- Jimmy Yen

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act
is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The man who is successful is the man who is useful.
- Bourke Cockran

The only gift is a portion of thyself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is admirable about those
who have been of great service to humanity
is not that they suffered in being of service,
but that they found their source of happiness
(joy if you prefer) in that service.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you make a world tolerable for yourself,
you make a world tolerable for others.
- Anais Nin

O Divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Only those who have learned the power
of sincere and selfless contribution
experience life's deepest joy: true fulfillment.
- Tony Robbins

Our compassion and acts of selflessness
take us to the deeper truths.
- Amma

Nurturing is not complex.
It's simply being tuned in to the thing or person before you
and offering small gestures toward what it needs at that time.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You can't live a perfect day without doing something
for someone who will never be able to repay you.
- John Wooden

Do not wait for leaders;
do it alone, person to person.
- Mother Teresa

The miracle is not that we do this work,
but that we are happy to do it.
- Mother Teresa

We must use time wisely and forever realize
that the time is always ripe to do right.
- Nelson Mandela

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
- Albert Einstein

If physical death is the price
that I must pay to free my brothers and sisters
from a permanent death of the spirit,
then nothing can be more redemptive.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

What do we live for, if it is not
to make life less difficult for each other?
- George Eliot

What you leave behind is not what
is engraved in stone monuments,
but what is woven into the lives of others.
- Pericles

What you are is God's gift to you:
what you become is your gift to god.
- Anthony Dalla Villa

Do something for somebody everyday
for which you do not get paid.
- Albert Schweitzer

What are you doing for others?
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

One thing I know: the only ones among you
who will be really happy are those
who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer

Gentleness, self-sacrifice and generosity
are the exclusive possession of no one race or religion.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

It is a kingly act to assist the fallen.
- Mother Teresa

Life is an exciting business,
and most exciting when it is lived for others.
- Helen Keller

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life,
that no man can sincerely try
to help another without helping himself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humility is not thinking less of yourself,
it's thinking of yourself less.
- Rick Warren (author of The Purpose Driven(R) Life)

Weariness comes, on some days, from lack of service to self.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Your success will shine as a light of hope
and inspire numbers you cannot total.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We work with the people not out of pity
but out of respect for their potential for growth and development,
both as individuals and as communities.
- Jimmy Yen

Sacrifice everything, and give up nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The more we care for the happiness of others,
the greater is our own sense of well-being.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

We are formed and molded by our thoughts.
Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts
give joy when they speak or act.
Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
- The Buddha


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