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Funny Quotes about Saddest

For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier

To love. To be loved.
To never forget your own insignificance.
To never get used to the unspeakable violence
and the vulgar disparity of life around you.
To seek joy in the saddest places.
To pursue beauty to its lair.
To never simplify what is complicated
or complicate what is simple.
To respect strength, never power.
Above all, to watch. To try to understand.
To never look away. And never, never, to forget.
- Arundhati Roy

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot

I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition,
is not only a waste of energy
but the worst habit you could possibly have.
- Dale Carnegie

Regrets are the tears of good deeds left undone
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein

One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song still in them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Human salvation lies in the hands
of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

I am a self-centered spoiled-rotten brat,
Thank you for nurturing me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Write your Sad times in Sand,
Write your Good times in Stone.
- George Bernard Shaw

A moment without joy is an eternity of sadness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is nothing more depressing,
than having everything,
and still feeling sad.
- Janet Jackson

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

I seldom think about my limitations,
and they never make me sad.
Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times;
but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
- Helen Keller

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When It's Darkest, Men See the Stars.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

You're only here for a short visit.
Don't hurry. Don't worry.
And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
- Walter Hagen

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Distance cannot matter - ours is a friendship of the heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Life is lived in the waiting.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
- Robert Browning

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,
I think that is a much greater hunger,
a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
- Mother Teresa

Momma always said dyin' was a part of life.
I sure wish it wasn't.
- the movie Forrest Gump

As selfishness and complaint
pervert and cloud the mind,
so love with its joy
clears and sharpens the vision.
- Helen Keller

I am sorry to think that you do not get a man's
most effective criticism until you provoke him.
Severe truth is expressed with some bitterness.
- Henry David Thoreau

The philosophy of the school room in one generation
will be the philosophy of government in the next.
- Abraham Lincoln

We take refuge in pride,
because we are afraid to tell the truth to ourselves.
- Kakuzo Okakura

Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy
between the genius and his human qualities
that one has to ask oneself whether
a little less talent might not have been better.
- Carl Jung

Struggle is highly overrated.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold
is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
- Thomas Jefferson

I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
- Albert Einstein

Maybe I could have loved you better.
Maybe you should have loved me more.
Maybe our hearts were just next in line.
Maybe everything breaks sometime.
- Jewel

The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
- Robert Anthony

Beauty is a short-lived tyranny.
- Socrates

Every parting gives a foretaste of death,
every reunion a hint of the resurrection.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

There was a time when a man was so convinced
that the world was round
that he was determined to prove it.
- Ernest Holmes

When you have to kill a man,
it costs nothing to be polite.
- Winston Churchill

It is strange to be known so universally
and yet to be so lonely.
- Albert Einstein

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
- George Eliot

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of,
he always declares that it's his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw

I simply can't build my hopes on a foundation
of confusion, misery and death...
I think... peace and tranquillity will return again.
- Anne Frank


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