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Funny Quotes about Reconciliation

There should be an honest attempt at the reconciliation
of differences before resorting to combat.
- Jimmy Carter

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training,
for it trains people as to how they should think.
- Arthur Schopenhauer PHOTO

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx

Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)

Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
- Mel Brooks

It is an open question whether any behavior
based on fear of eternal punishment
can be regarded as ethical
or should be regarded as merely cowardly.
- Margaret Mead

I will far rather see the race of man extinct
than that we should become less than beasts
by making the noblest of God's creation,
woman, the object of our lust.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house
with the conscious design of doing me good,
I should run for my life.
- Henry David Thoreau

The physician can bury his mistakes,
but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines -
so they should go as far as possible from home
to build their first buildings.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing,
and should be treated with caution.
- J. K. Rowling

Life is a great big canvas,
and you should throw all the paint you can on it.
- Danny Kaye

Those who have come here to hate should leave now;
for in their hate, they only betray themselves.
- Terry Goodkind

Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

Maybe I could have loved you better.
Maybe you should have loved me more.
Maybe our hearts were just next in line.
Maybe everything breaks sometime.
- Jewel

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple:
you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities
but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
- Quentin Crisp

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank

You either do it completely and utterly,
or you should stop doing it.
- Bono (paraphrase)

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I've learned that you should always
leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
- Anonymous

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

When you are in any contest,
you should work as if there were -
to the very last minute - a chance to lose it.
This is battle, this is politics, this is anything.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The one serious conviction that a man should have
is that nothing should be taken too seriously.
- Nicholas Murray Butler

If there is anything that we wish to change in the child,
we should first examine it and see whether it is
not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
- Carl Jung

People should think things out fresh
and not just accept conventional terms
and the conventional way of doing things.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day,
if I did not laugh I should die.
- Abraham Lincoln

We may have our private opinions
but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts?
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old,
and that I know.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Everyone should be respected as an individual,
but no one idolized.
- Albert Einstein

We should distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing
and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It is curious - curious that physical courage
should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare
- Mark Twain

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- George S. Patton

The school is the last expenditure upon which America
should be willing to economize.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

When a man assumes a public trust
he should consider himself a public property.
- Thomas Jefferson

Form follows function - that has been misunderstood.
Form and function should be one, joined in a spiritual union.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I surrender to life as it is, not as it should be.
- Richard Carlson

All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance
and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If there is one principle more deeply rooted
in the mind of every American,
it is that we should have nothing to do with conquest.
- Thomas Jefferson

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
A man should do his job so well that the living,
the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered
with a searching but at the same time a steady eye.
- Winston Churchill

A Bill of Rights is what the people are
entitled to against every government,
and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference.
- Thomas Jefferson

We should not moor a ship with one anchor,
or our life with one hope.
- Epictetus

We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- Albert Einstein

Books and friends should be few but good.
- Anonymous

NO ONE has been granted the authority to tell me
how my life should be lived.
I answer only to myself and to Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein

Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air.
They are where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you have built castles in the air,
your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be.
Now put foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Knowledge of what is, does not open
the door directly to what should be.
- Albert Einstein

Do not do unto others
as you expect they should do unto you.
Their tastes may not be the same.
- George Bernard Shaw

We should not pretend to understand the world
only by the intellect.
The judgment of the intellect
is only part of the truth.
- Carl Jung

Faith keeps many doubts in her pay.
If I could not doubt, I should not believe.
- Henry David Thoreau


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