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Funny Quotes about Proverb

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Talk doesn't cook rice.
- Chinese Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
- Chinese Proverb

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb

Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb

A meowing cat can't catch mice.
- Yiddish Proverb

The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
- Arabic Proverb and Chinese Proverb

He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb

All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb

No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese proverb often quoted by Eleanor Roosevelt

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
- Lao Tzu (Chinese Proverb)

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb

A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb

Envy breeds hate.
- Yiddish Proverb

He who trusts all things to chance,
makes a lottery of his life
- Proverb

Carpe Diem (Seize the day)
- Latin Proverb

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
- Dutch Proverb

The show must go on.
- Proverb

A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb

A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb

The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb

Kindness is better than piety.
- Yiddish Proverb

Wherever you go, there you are.
- Traditional Zen Proverb

Every dog has his day.
- Proverb

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
- Chinese proverb

Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it.
- English Proverb

The beginning of wisdom is to
call things by their right names.
- Chinese proverb

Man plans, God laughs
- Yiddish Proverb

Maybe So, Maybe Not.
- Ancient Taoist Proverb

God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.
- Jewish Proverb

If you understand, things are just as they are;
if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
- Zen Proverb

March to the beat of your own drum.
- Proverb

Actions speak louder than words.
- Proverb

Tell me whom you live with,
and I will tell you who you are.
- Spanish Proverb

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes.
He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
- Chinese Proverb

A friend in need is a friend indeed.
- Latin Proverb

He who hesitates is lost.
- Proverb

Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
- Arabian Proverb

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams.
- Yiddish Proverb

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
- Buddhist Proverb

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
Live your life so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
- Indian Proverb

Better late than never.
- Proverb

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
- Buddhist proverb

A lie travels round the world while
truth is putting her boots on.
- French Proverb
(also attributed to Mark Twain, Winston Churchill, and others)

A closed mind is like a closed book;
just a block of wood.
- Chinese proverb

You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
- old proverb often attributed to David Lloyd George

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
- Proverb

One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
- Malayan Proverb

Habits are cobwebs at first, cables at last.
- Chinese proverb

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
- West African proverb famously quoted by Theodore Roosevelt

Strike while the iron is hot.
- Proverb

We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
- American Indian Proverb

Be not afraid of growing slowly,
be afraid only of standing still.
- Chinese Proverb

A wise man hears one word and understands two.
- Yiddish Proverb

Comparisons are odious.
- old English Proverb

If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
- Chinese Proverb

If things are not as you wish,
wish them as they are.
- Yiddish Proverb

People will, in a great degree,
and not without reason,
form their opinion of you upon
that which they have of your friends;
and there is a Spanish proverb
which says very justly,
"Tell me whom you live with,
and I will tell you who you are.
- Lord Chesterfield

It is darkest just before the dawn.
- Proverb

Listen to all, plucking a feather
from every passing goose,
but, follow no one absolutely.
- Chinese Proverb

Time cures all things.
- Proverb

Vision without action is a daydream.
Action without vision is a nightmare.
- Japanese Proverb

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
- Chinese Proverb


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