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RESPONSIBILITY: Fulfill the obligations that the past posts to me.
Embrace the opportunity for service based in love.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

He is a man of courage who does not run away,
but remains at his post and fights against the enemy.
- Socrates

When the tempest rages, when the thunders roar,
and the lightnings blaze around us
it is then that the truly brave man stands firm at his post.
- Luther Martin

On His Blindness:
When I consider how my light is spent
Ere half my days in this dark world and wide,
And that one Talent which is death to hide
Lodged with me useless, though my soul more bent
To serve therewith my Maker, and present
My true account, lest He returning chide,
"Doth God exact day-labour, light denied?"
I fondly ask. But Patience, to prevent
That murmur, soon replies, "God doth not need
Either man's work or his own gifts. Who best
Bear his mild yoke, they serve him best. His state
Is kingly: thousands at his bidding speed,
And post o'er land and ocean without rest;
They also serve who only stand and wait.
- John Milton (1608-1674)

We Can Do It!
- WW II US Government Poster

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

As the evening beckons with the promise of tomorrow...
may your gratitude rise up and with strength answer, "yes."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
- Marianne Williamson

Choose to soar. Choose to fly your dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Choose what lies in the shadows to be a matter
for discovery and adventure, rather than fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm saving that rocker for the day
when I feel as old as I really am.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy

Adventure is not outside man; it is within.
- George Eliot

Choose to be as a young child -
fully awake, eager for the next experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am not afraid of storms
for I am learning how to sail my ship.
- Louisa May Alcott

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.
- Joseph Campbell

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears!
The magic feather was just a gag!
You can fly! Honest, you can!
- Timothy Q. Mouse in the movie Dumbo

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
- Helen Keller

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Fly Life on Free Wings, and Sing to its Glory.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

Know that the greatest fear is fear of the unknown.
Seek to meet the unknown with courage and a sense of adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As you awaken,
may your dreams greet you by name,
and may you answer, "Yes!"
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The mind is not a vessel to be filled
but a fire to be kindled.
- Plutarch

The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard

One does not discover new lands without consenting
to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
- Andre Gide

How do you want to be remembered?
Live life full out - Begin today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Attitude is everything.
- Charles Swindoll

The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis"
is composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
- John F. Kennedy

I can't go back to yesterday -
because I was a different person then.
- Lewis Carroll

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
- Bill Cosby

Nothing in life is to be feared.
It is only to be understood.
- Marie Curie

A ship in harbor is safe -
but that is not what ships are for.
- John A. Shedd

Life is always lived in the eye-of-the-storm
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is our choices ... that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

Gather strength from life's storms.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be the Melody in the Symphony of Your Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live a Life of Bold and Courageous Action
Inspired by Powerful Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I give thanks for both my bloom and my thorns.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous

Fear defeats more people than
any other one thing in the world.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I Dream This Day of Wondrous Things,
of Peace and Hope and Pride.
I Dance My Dance with Life Today,
I'm Filled with Love Inside.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Always be a first-rate version of yourself,
instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland

When It's Darkest, Men See the Stars.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Another Sunrise, Another New Beginning.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
- Lao Tzu (Chinese Proverb)

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier

Standing in the inspiring vision of my future,
I boldly take every step - large and small -
with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
- Helen Keller


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