Funny Quotes about Perception

It is above all by the imagination
that we achieve perception and compassion and hope.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

SPIRIT is the name we give to
the entirety of everything we can perceive
plus the entirety of everything
that is beyond our perception.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All perception of truth
is the detection of an analogy;
we reason from our hands to our head.
- Henry David Thoreau

Those who are highly evolved,
maintain an undiscriminating perception.
Seeing everything, labeling nothing,
they maintain their awareness of the Great Oneness.
Thus they are supported by it.
- Lao Tzu

It is the function of art to renew our perception.
What we are familiar with we cease to see.
The writer shakes up the familiar scene,
and, as if by magic, we see a new meaning in it.
- Anais Nin

Is a belief a perception of the five senses,
or is it a perception of emotional feeling?
Is it better to say "I sense" and/or "I feel"?
Is it better to say " I know" than "I believe"?
Is belief based on experience or on a idea?
My thinking is that belief/believing is a very missed used word.
- Anonymous

We never see Life as it really is.
All we can ever see is the reflection of Life -
distorted by our unique perceptions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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