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Funny Quotes about Liberal

God reigns when we take a liberal view.
- Henry David Thoreau

The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools,
but the gentle touches of air and water
working at their leisure with a liberal allowance of time.
- Henry David Thoreau

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams,
and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
He will put some things behind, will pass an invisible boundary;
new, universal, and more liberal laws
will begin to establish themselves around and within him;
or the old laws be expanded, and interpreted in his favor
in a more liberal sense,
and he will live with the license of a higher order of beings.
- Henry David Thoreau

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
- Carl Jung

Every time we liberate a woman, we liberate a man.
- Margaret Mead

Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power,
have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government,
and form a new one that suits them better.
This is a most valuable - a most sacred right -
a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world.
- Abraham Lincoln

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
- George Carlin

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.
- Harold Wilson

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

Life's a bitch... and then you change your attitude.
- Jennifer Unlimited

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

We must be the change we wish to see.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Change always comes bearing gifts.
- Price Pritchett

You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado

Change of any sort requires courage.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- Abraham Maslow

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

If you don't like something, change it,
If you can't change it, change your attitude
- Maya Angelou

I welcome change as a great adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The inherent nature of life is constant change.
To fear change is to fear life itself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus

The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

To improve is to change;
to be perfect is to change often.
- Winston Churchill

Change your thoughts, change your life.
- James Allen

When you are reluctant to change,
think of the beauty of autumn.
- V. B. Brown

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion
upon morals, political, or religion
which he got otherwise than
through his associations and sympathies.
- Mark Twain

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.
- Charles Darwin

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)

When we blindly adopt a religion,
a political system, a literary dogma,
we become automatons. We cease to grow.
- Anais Nin

I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes,
and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

The greatest discovery of any generation
is that a human being
can alter his life by
altering his attitude
- William James

We did not change as we grew older;
we just became more clearly ourselves.
- Lynn Hall

Face the facts of being what you are,
for that is what changes what you are.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Our only security is our ability to change.
- John Lilly

The most effective way to cope with change
is to help create it.
- L. W. Lynett

You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
- Carl Jung

Constant development is the law of life,
and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas
in order to appear consistent
drives himself into a false position.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

What is it about sameness that so draws me,
and how could I begin to have
that same kind of attraction to change?
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Our grandchildren's grandchildren will shake their heads in shame
at some of the beliefs that we hold most dear today -
the question is, which ones?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller

If a man can... make a better mousetrap,
the world will make a beaten path to his door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We humans feel an instinctive need to know
what is coming next - what we can count upon.
We fear change - even the most positive change.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When the music changes, so does the dance.
- African Proverb


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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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