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Funny Quotes about Intentioned

Violence, even well intentioned,
always rebounds upon oneself.
- Lao Tzu

It really does matter when we tell even the slightest untruth.
Even something as well intentioned as
telling someone their ill-finished
hair style looks wonderful will backfire -
certainly karmically, and usually practically.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

We attract abundance when we ask from a compassionate heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The more you praise and celebrate your life,
the more there is in life to celebrate.
- Oprah Winfrey

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

Miracles are the natural way of the Universe -
our only job is to move our doubting minds aside
and let the miracles flow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford

Life is a mirror, and will reflect back
to the thinker what he thinks into it.
- Ernest Holmes

You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift
and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
We have created a society that honors the servant
and has forgotten the gift.
- Albert Einstein

I cannot persuade myself that a
beneficent and omnipotent God
would have designedly created parasitic wasps
with the express intention of their feeding
within the living bodies of caterpillars.
- Charles Darwin

This world is but a canvas to our imagination.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you have zest and enthusiasm
you attract zest and enthusiasm.
Life does give back in kind.
- Norman Vincent Peale

The power of intuitive understanding
will protect you from harm until the end of your days.
- Lao Tzu

The wish for healing has always been half of health.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

INTENT:
We hold the power to make things happen
through our intent -
to the extent that we use our intention
with compassion and without ego.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What I know for sure is that
what you give comes back to you.
- Oprah Winfrey

The Science of Mind is intensely practical
because it teaches us how to use
the Mind Principle for definite purposes,
such as helping those who are sick, impoverished, or unhappy.
- Ernest Holmes

If you don't know what you want, you will probably never get it.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A coincidence is a small miracle in which
God chooses to remain anonymous.
- Anonymous

What you are comes to you.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe,
it can achieve.
- Napoleon Hill

When the solution is simple, God is answering.
- Albert Einstein

You can attract only that which you mentally become
and feel yourself to be in reality.
- Ernest Holmes

The universal Mind contains all knowledge.
It is the potential ultimate of all things.
To it, all things are possible.
- Ernest Holmes

Know that you can have whatever you want,
when you ask from a compassionate heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.
- Soren Kierkegaard

You are today where your thoughts have brought.
- James Allen

The thing always happens that you really believe in;
and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

God is all there is - God includes everything,
all possibility and all action,
for Spirit is the invisible essence and substance of all form.
- Ernest Holmes

The road to freedom lies not through
mysteries or occult performances,
but through the intelligent use
of natural forces and laws.
- Ernest Holmes

Every thought you think
and every word you speak
is affirming something.
- Louise L. Hay

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Understand that the right to
choose your own path
is a sacred privilege.
Use it.
Dwell in possibility.
- Oprah Winfrey

For those who do not live in fear of scarcity, life is unlimited.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

As a happy person, you radiate happiness to the world.
Visualize your light radiating throughout the world,
passing from person to person until it encircles the globe.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All the energy of the universe is mine
to use as spirit directs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We have to let go of all blame, all attacking, all judging,
to free our inner selves to attract what we say we want.
- Joe Vitale

Every thought has a consequence.
And every experience has a causative thought behind it.
- Ernest Holmes

Life is unlimited - it expands with the generosity,
compassion, inventiveness, and service that you contribute.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Have the will to be well, to be happy, and to live in joy.
- Ernest Holmes

Celebrate what you want to see more of.
- Tom Peters

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The more he gives to others, the more he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Well-being is making its way to you at all times.
If you will relax and find a way to allow it,
it will be your experience.
- Abraham (Esther Hicks)

Your life is the manifestation of your dream;
it is an art.
You can change your life anytime if
you aren't enjoying the dream.
- don Miguel Ruiz

A man is but the product of his thoughts -
what he thinks, he becomes.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The power of the Wizard lives within me.
I call upon its magic at will - transforming Fear into Love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As you discover your daily good,
and believe in it, and think about it,
expect it to continue.
- Ernest Holmes

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
- Buddhist Proverb

It is neither good nor bad, but thinking makes it so.
- William Shakespeare

Our journey into consciousness of wealth
begins with the realization that we have already arrived!
- Michael Bernard Beckwith

Great hearts steadily send forth the secret forces
that incessantly draw great events.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am one with the power and wisdom of the Universe.
I have all that I need.
- Louise L. Hay

Blessings flow toward gratitude.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What we think, we become.
- The Buddha

Our life is what our thoughts make it.
- Marcus Aurelius

I have ready access to a power beyond my wildest imagination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We each have a sixth sense that is
attuned to the oneness dimension in life,
providing a means for us to guide our lives
in accord with our ideas.
- Henry Reed

Stay in the moment and all gifts are added
as you breathe and take inspired action.
- Joe Vitale

In our willingness to give that which we seek,
we keep the abundance of the universe circulating in our lives.
- Deepak Chopra

Your life becomes what you believe.
- Jewel

Begin to act from your dominion.
Declare the truth by telling yourself
that there is nothing to be afraid of,
that you no longer entertain any images of fear.
- Ernest Holmes

There is a power for good in the universe
greater than you are and you can use it.
- Ernest Holmes

Gratitude in advance is the most powerful
creative force in the universe.
- Neale Donald Walsch


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