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Funny Quotes about Hilltop

The marvelous richness of human experience
would lose something of rewarding joy
if there were no limitations to overcome.
The hilltop hour would not be half so wonderful
if there were no dark valleys to traverse.
- Helen Keller

Anything I can not transform
into something marvelous, I let go.
- Anais Nin

When you expect nothing, you can
receive everything as a marvelous gift.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Ordinary life does not interest me.
I seek only the high moments.
I am in accord with the surrealists,
searching for the marvelous.
- Anais Nin

It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.
- Amelia Barr

I am so thirsty for the marvelous
that only the marvelous has power over me.
- Anais Nin

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

There's nothing wrong with being afraid.
We were meant to be afraid.
- the Woody Allen movie Anything Else

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

Anyone who can worship a trinity
and insist that his religion is a monotheism
can believe anything.
- Robert A Heinlein

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- Mark Twain

If you ask me anything I don't know,
I'm not going to answer.
- Yogi Berra

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
- Henry David Thoreau

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice,
I would have English Channels round every country.
And the atmosphere would be such that
anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
- Winston Churchill

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

The trouble is,
if you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

A competent and self-confident person is
incapable of jealousy in anything.
Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
- Carl Jung

Self-pity is our worst enemy
and if we yield to it,
we can never do anything wise in this world.
- Helen Keller

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

People will do anything, no matter how absurd,
to avoid facing their own souls.
- Carl Jung

You can't do anything about the length of your life,
but you can do something about its width and depth.
- Evan Esar

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
- Carl Jung

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker

Life is short,
Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret
ANYTHING
That makes you smile
- Mark Twain

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
- Alexander Hamilton

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

Anything that costs you more hours of effort or worry
than it brings you hours of enjoyment
is a candidate for downsizing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right,
you'll probably never do much of anything.
- Win Borden

We do not covet anything from any nation except their respect.
- Winston Churchill

I cannot teach anybody anything.
I can only make them think.
- Socrates

To love what you do and feel that it matters,
how on earth could anything be more fun.
- Katherine Graham

A sin is anything you do which goes against yourself
- don Miguel Ruiz

Never say or do anything you wouldn't want
to be the last thing you ever said or did.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous

Never do anything against conscience
even if the state demands it.
- Albert Einstein

To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
- Lao Tzu

There is no short cut to achievement.
Life requires thorough preparation -
veneer isn't worth anything.
- George Washington Carver

The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing
and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

No house should ever be on a hill or on anything.
It should be of the hill. Belonging to it.
Hill and house should live together
each the happier for the other.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

You can have anything you want in life if you
just help enough other people get what they want.
- Zig Ziglar

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything.
And that is by making the other person want to do it.
- Dale Carnegie

The Four Agreements
1.Be impeccable with your word.
2.Don't take anything personally.
3.Don't make assumptions.
4.Always do your best.
- don Miguel Ruiz

If you love it enough, anything will talk with you.
- George Washington Carver

We can do anything we want to
if we stick to it long enough.
- Helen Keller

You will never do anything in this world without courage.
It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.
- James Allen

You can do anything you put your mind to.
- Anonymous

Is freedom anything else than the right
to live as we wish? Nothing else.
- Epictetus

A man can succeed at almost anything
for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.
- Charles M. Schwab

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit.
Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever,
even if your whole world seems upset.
- Saint Francis de Sales

In true friendship, one can express
anything and everything without feeling ashamed
or afraid of being rejected.
- Aparna Chatterjee

The most difficult thing is the decision to act,
the rest is merely tenacity.
The fears are paper tigers.
You can do anything you decide to do.
You can act to change and control your life;
and the procedure, the process is its own reward.
- Amelia Earhart

Some single mind must be master,
else there will be no agreement in anything.
- Abraham Lincoln

We never NEED anything; we never NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

I do not hold fear about what is happening in the world.
I am responsible for how I conduct myself in the events of my days,
and endeavor to not dwell in fear about anything.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If there is anything that a man can do well,
I say let him do it. Give him a chance.
- Abraham Lincoln

Don't be against anything -
e.g. don't be against war, be FOR peace
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour
is not the critical, decisive hour.
Write it on your heart that
every day is the best day in the year.
No man has learned anything rightly,
until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
- Billy Graham

Learn to do common things uncommonly well;
we must always keep in mind that anything
that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable.
- George Washington Carver


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