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Perspective:
Do you always look at life from the same point-of-view?
Consider viewing a situation as another might view it.
Look from behind, underneath, from the distant heavens.
View the situation as someone of a different religion,
race, or nationality might view it.
Pretend you are an alien from a distant galaxy -
that should be good for a laugh.
Troubles only appear troubling to those close to them.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Most people's historical perspective
begins with the day of their birth.
- Rush Limbaugh

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash

I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.
- Bertrand Russell

Try a new perspective on diversity.
Across the country and around the world,
we are all one.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

A flower is a weed seen through joyful eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sometimes we need the fog to remind ourselves
that all of life is not black and white.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The question is not what you look at, but what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau

Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous

What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
- John Lubbock

There is beauty and adventure in the commonplace
for those with eyes to see beyond.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not blame the thistle that you see no beauty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are no facts, only interpretations.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous

The beauty does not live out there;
the beauty's in my eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous

Put some distance between yourself
and whatever is concerning you.
Distance in space or time
always creates a new perspective.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Objectivity is the cure for depression.
- Bono

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe,
our class, and our nation;
and this means we must develop a world perspective.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Perspective is both a necessary
and a sufficient ground for wisdom.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb

The Divine is all in the perspective we take on it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Good for who? Good for what?
There is no absolute "good."
"Good" is simply one person's preference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A pessimist is never disappointed.
- Jack Cleary

I'd rather see the world from another angle
- Jewel

Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul.
- Walt Whitman

What is necessary to change a person is
to change his awareness of himself.
- Abraham Maslow

Your point of view sets you up well in advance
for how you view the events as they unfold.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust

The eye sees what it brings the power to see.
- Thomas Carlyle

When I am able to resist the temptation to judge others,
I can see them as teachers.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Unexpected events can set you back or set you up.
It's all a matter of - perspective.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We must respect the other fellow's religion,
but only in the sense and to the extent
that we respect his theory that
his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
- H. L. Mencken

A wonderful gift may not be wrapped as you expect
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Your opinion is nothing but your point of view.
- don Miguel Ruiz

When you are offended at any man's fault,
turn to yourself and study your own failings.
Then you will forget your anger.
- Epictetus

People seem not to see that
their opinion of the world
is also a confession of character.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You never really understand a person
until you consider things from his point of view.
- Harper Lee

You change the past when you change the way you see it.
- Alan Cohen

Know that joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The youth gets together his materials
to build a bridge to the moon,
or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth,
and, at length, the middle-aged man
concludes to build a woodshed with them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

I wept because I had no shoes
until I met a man who had no feet.
- old Persian Proverb

We see Life through the fun-house mirrors of our point-of-view.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We thought that we had the answers,
it was the questions we had wrong.
- Bono

Many people love in themselves what they hate in others.
- E. F. Schumacher

We make the assumption that everyone sees life the way we do
- don Miguel Ruiz

The universe is wider than our views of it.
- Henry David Thoreau

The years teach much which the days never know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature will bear the closest inspection.
She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf,
and take an insect view of its plain.
- Henry David Thoreau

The bad news is time flies.
The good news is you're the pilot.
- Michael Althsuler

Look closely... See with new eyes...
Don't just pass by what is familiar without a thought.
Pay attention and look closely.
There is beauty - there is discovery -
there in a whole new world hiding
beneath the face of the familiar.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Who forces time is pushed back by time;
who yields to time finds time on his side.
- The Talmud

It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you,
but your opinion that these things are insulting.
- Epictetus

Your eyes must not determine what you see. pay attention.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

What seems new is only new to us.
- Pearl S. Buck

When you argue with reality,
you lose - but only always.
- Byron Katie

When you ask the wrong question,
you usually get a nonsense answer.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is not my place to doubt the sincere beliefs of others.
My job is to question my own beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there is an observatory and a telescope,
we expect that any eyes will see new worlds at once.
- Henry David Thoreau

What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Look at everything as though you were seeing it
either for the first or last time.
Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
- Betty Smith

Life is all in our Perspective.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles

Often, the greatest joy is to be found not in new things,
but in old things seen through new eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Wisdom has its root in goodness,
not goodness its root in wisdom.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing is ever absolutely "wrong."
"Wrong" is in the cultural tradition of the beholder.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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