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Funny Quotes about Fade

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
- Neil Young

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind
a mental picture of yourself as succeeding.
Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade.
Your mind will seek to develop the picture...
Do not build up obstacles in your imagination.
- Norman Vincent Peale

We need less posturing and more genuine charisma.
Charisma was originally a religious term,
meaning "of the spirit" or "inspired."
It's about letting God's light shine through us.
It's about a sparkle in people that money can't buy.
It's an invisible energy with visible effects.
To let go, to just love, is not to fade into the wallpaper.
Quite the contrary, it's when we truly become bright.
We're letting our own light shine.
- Marianne Williamson

Friendship based solely upon gratitude
is like a photograph; with time it fades.
- Carmen Sylva

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

From wine what sudden friendship springs.
- John Gay

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious
as to have friends at a distance;
they make the latitudes and the longitudes.
- Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is more cheerful than talking
about our friends' shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck

I have lost friends, some by death ...
others by sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet
and steady and loyal and enduring a nature
that it will last through a whole lifetime,
if not asked to lend money.
- Mark Twain

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono

A lifelong friend is someone
you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Anonymous

Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis

Distance cannot matter - ours is a friendship of the heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

Money can't buy friends
but it can get you a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Anonymous

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
- George Bernard Shaw

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

Give Honest and Sincere Appreciation.
- Dale Carnegie

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child.
- Anonymous (often attributed to Abraham Lincoln)

Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache;
do be my enemy - for friendship's sake.
- William Blake

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

It is the friends you can call up at 4 A.M. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich

To the people who love you,
you are beautiful already.
This is not because they're
blind to your shortcomings
but because they so clearly see your soul.
- Victoria Moran

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

Friendship that flows from the heart
cannot be frozen by adversity,
as the water that flows from the spring
cannot congeal in winter.
- James Fenimore Cooper

Friendship without self-interest
is one of the rare and beautiful things in life.
- James Francis Byrnes

Friendship is Love without his wings.
- Lord Byron

Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons
to promote the good and happiness of one another.
- Eustace Budgell

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The easiest kind of friendship for me
is with ten thousand people.
The hardest is with one.
- Joan Baez

Above all else, my inspiration is friendship.
- Bono

However rare true love may be,
it is less so than true friendship.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Friendship is all about Mutuality,
neither Individuality nor Singularity.
- Aparna Chatterjee

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship,
we must love our friend for their sakes
rather than for our own.
- Charlotte Bronte

The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings.
It is an intelligence above language.
- Henry David Thoreau

Men kick friendship around like a football,
but it doesn't seem to crack.
Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Friendship, like the immortality of the soul,
is too good to be believed.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship is not possible between two women
one of whom is very well dressed.
- Laurie Colwin

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship
of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
- Robert Southey


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