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Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. ...
by Oprah Winfrey

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
- Oprah Winfrey

The more you praise and celebrate your life,
the more there is in life to celebrate.
- Oprah Winfrey PHOTO

The biggest adventure you can take is
to live the life of your dreams.
- Oprah Winfrey

Understand that the right to
choose your own path
is a sacred privilege.
Use it.
Dwell in possibility.
- Oprah Winfrey

Follow your instincts.
That's where true wisdom manifests itself.
- Oprah Winfrey

Keep a grateful journal. Every night,
list five things you are grateful for.
- Oprah Winfrey

Don't live your life to please other people.
- Oprah Winfrey

You cannot hate other people without hating yourself.
- Oprah Winfrey

Everyone is the keeper of a dream
- Oprah Winfrey

What I know for sure is that
what you give comes back to you.
- Oprah Winfrey

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
- Oprah Winfrey

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.
- Oprah Winfrey

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

Where did you park the invisible car?
- the movie Megamind (2010)

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

Where large sums of money are concerned,
it is advisable to trust nobody.
- Agatha Christie

Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The ache for home lives in all of us,
the safe place where we can
go as we are and not be questioned.
- Maya Angelou

You know that place between sleeping and awake,
that place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always think of you.
- James M. Barrie

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

Where there is no accusation of "fault,"
there can be no anger.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,
or who said it, no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense.
- The Buddha

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

Where There is Love,
Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)

Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Where there is great love,
there are always miracles.
- Willa Cather

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank

Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
- Jonas Salk

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

Life is a process of becoming,
a combination of states we have to go through.
Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state
and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
- Anais Nin

None of us got where we are solely by
pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps.
- Thurgood Marshall

Who never walks save where he sees
men's tracks, makes no discoveries.
- J. G. Holland

Joy blooms where minds and hearts are open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo

Where there is no emotion,
there is no motive for violence.
- the character Spock in the Star Trek television series

Give a boy address and accomplishments
and you give him the mastery
of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is injury let me sow pardon.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Where fear is, happiness is not.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

How often I found where I should be going
only by setting out for somewhere else.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Where words fail, music speaks.
- Hans Christian Andersen

Home is where our loved ones are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be a yardstick of quality.
Some people aren't used to an environment
where excellence is expected.
- Steve Jobs

Where there is charity and wisdom,
there is neither fear nor ignorance.
- St. Francis of Assisi

The sacred altar of all existence
is where we meet our ancestors
and our descendants yet unborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius

Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air.
They are where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

We are now at a point where we must educate our children
in what no one knew yesterday,
and prepare our schools for what no one knows yet.
- Margaret Mead

Home is where we feel comfortable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Washington, where an insignificant individual
may trespass on a nation's time.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower
Went up where the homeless had their home.
- Jewel

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands
in moments of comfort and convenience,
but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Compassion blooms where there is no expectation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Society is a masked ball,
where every one hides his real character,
and reveals it by hiding.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver

A democracy is nothing more than mob rule,
where fifty-one percent of the people
may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.
- attributed to Thomas Jefferson

The only place where your dream becomes impossible
is in your own thinking.
- Robert H. Schuller

Where there's life, there's hope.
- Terence

What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.
- T. S. Eliot

If your home is not a place where you can truly
kick-back and be yourself - both physically and emotionally -
consider making some changes in your way-of-life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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