Too many people overvalue what they are not, by Malcolm S. Forbes

Too many people overvalue what they are not,
by Malcolm S. Forbes

If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job.
- Malcolm S. Forbes (wealthy publisher)

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

I do not believe in using women in combat,
because females are too fierce.
- Margaret Mead

Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy

The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
- Alfred Adler

We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

In the long history of humankind (and animal-kind, too)
those who learned to collaborate and
improvise most effectively have prevailed.
- Charles Darwin

The chains of habit are too weak to be felt
until they are too strong to be broken.
- Samuel Johnson

Life is too short, time is too precious,
and the stakes are too high
to dwell on what might have been.
- Hilary Clinton

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor

It is a mistake to look too far ahead.
Only one link in the chain of destiny
can be handled at a time.
- Winston Churchill

An overfull calendar, like an overfull stomach,
is a consequence of taking on too much.
Commit, and eat, in moderation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Any man who reads too much
and uses his own brain too little
falls into lazy habits of thinking.
- Albert Einstein

Most of us love, to be sure.
Yet far too often our love is passive.
We must be proactive in our love
in order for it to change our lives.
- Marianne Williamson

I would rather be exposed to
the inconveniences attending too much liberty
than those attending too small a degree of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Friendship, like the immortality of the soul,
is too good to be believed.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We should be too big to take offense
and too noble to give it.
- Abraham Lincoln

Walking takes longer...
than any other known form of locomotion except crawling.
Thus it stretches time and prolongs life.
Life is already too short to waste on speed.
- Edward Abbey

Embrace your uniqueness.
Time is much too short to be
living someone else's life.
- Kobi Yamada

The man who promises everything, is sure to fulfill nothing,
and everyone who promises too much is in danger of
using evil means in order to carry out his promises,
and is already on the road to perdition.
- Carl Jung

There are a number of things wrong with Washington.
One of them is that everyone is too far from home.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Great people are those who make others feel
that they, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain

Some people care too much. I think it's called love.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Success usually comes to those
who are too busy to be looking for it.
- Henry David Thoreau

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

You may be deceived if you trust too much,
but you will live in torment
if you don't trust enough.
- Frank Crane

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