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I am one with the power and wisdom of the Universe.
by Louise L. Hay

I am one with the power and wisdom of the Universe.
I have all that I need.
- Louise L. Hay

Every thought you think
and every word you speak
is affirming something.
- Louise L. Hay

Every thought we think is creating our future.
- Louise L. Hay

Love is the great miracle cure.
Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
- Louise L. Hay

See God in every person, place, and thing,
and all will be well in your world.
- Louise L. Hay

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
- H. L. Mencken

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein

No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
- Winston Churchill

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

One good Husband is worth two good Wives;
for the scarcer things are, the more they're valued.
- Benjamin Franklin

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary

There's a couple of things they don't teach you
in Harvard Business School,
one is how to cope with defeat,
the other is how to handle a shotgun.
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

You're already a bastard.
Might as well be an enlightened one.
- the movie Simon Birch

Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous

When two people decide to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- Helen Rowland

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
- George Carlin

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns
to be amused rather than shocked.
- Pearl S. Buck

I've developed a new philosophy...
I only dread one day at a time.
- the character Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

The reason I talk to myself is because
I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
- George Carlin

She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
"Supernatural" is a null word.
- Robert A. Heinlein

I begin with the principle that all men are bores.
Surely no one will prove himself
so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Thaw with her gentle persuasion is more powerful
than Thor with his hammer.
The one melts, the other breaks into pieces.
- Henry David Thoreau

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day,
I would have studied harder.
- Pope John Paul I

No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A good indignation brings out all one's powers.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
- Oscar Wilde

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann

The essence of all religions is one.
Only their approaches are different.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

In life you are given two ends;
one to think with and the other to sit on.
Your success in life depends on which end you use most.
Heads you win, tails you lose.
- Conrad Burns

The best way to appreciate your job
is to imagine yourself without one.
- Oscar Wilde

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep,
one must above all be a sheep oneself.
- Albert Einstein

All diseases run into one - old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher

Science is a wonderful thing
if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
- Albert Einstein

You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
- Terry Pratchett

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
- Mark Twain

There is only one thing about which I am certain,
and that is that there is very little
about which one can be certain.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Question with boldness even the existence of a God;
because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason,
than that of blind-folded fear.
- Thomas Jefferson

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
- Steve Martin

The rite of the rings appeals yet appalls:
a cutting, a joining, a losing, a gaining.
One becomes half, as two become one.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.
- Anonymous

"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Elbert Hubbard (Philistine - A Periodical of Protest, 1896)


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