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I often regret that I have spoken;
by Publilius Syrus

I often regret that I have spoken;
never that I have been silent.
- Publilius Syrus

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
- Publilius Syrus

We are born princes, and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
- Publilius Syrus

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
- Publilius Syrus

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.
- Publilius Syrus

It is idle to dread what you cannot avoid.
- Publilius Syrus

The remedy for wrongs is to forget them.
- Publilius Syrus

No one knows what he can do until he tries.
- Publilius Syrus

The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
- Publilius Syrus

Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.
- Publilius Syrus

It is better to learn late than never.
- Publilius Syrus

A friendship that can end never really began.
- Publilius Syrus

I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous

People say conversation is a lost art;
how often I have wished it were.
- Edward R. Murrow

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words,
and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
- Winston Churchill

The worst government is often the most moral.
One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane.
But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
- H. L. Mencken

Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous

Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
- Epictetus

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

The price of freedom for a nation is lives and money.
Often, the price of freedom for an individual
is challenging the closed minds of family and friend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke

The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Avoiding danger is no safer
in the long run than outright exposure.
The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
- Helen Keller

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often the hands will solve a mystery
that the intellect has struggled with in vain.
- Carl Jung

It is often easier to ask for forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
- Grace Hopper

Know the best and highest choices for health
and more often choose those things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.
- Socrates

In time we hate that which we often fear.
- William Shakespeare

No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child.
- Anonymous (often attributed to Abraham Lincoln)

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese proverb often quoted by Eleanor Roosevelt

Indifference and neglect often
do much more damage than outright dislike.
- J. K. Rowling

Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
- Harry S. Truman

Mostly, it is human to dislike surprises -
often with great intensity.
Be open to new ways;
sometimes newness just knocks on our door;
welcome it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Being defeated is often a temporary condition.
Giving up is what makes it permanent.
- Marilyn vos Savant

I think wholeness is God's design for us;
and that often amounts to embracing contradictions.
- Bono

Just because it's true, I say as often as I can
in as many ways as I can form, "I sure love you."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle
than the courage of a final moment;
but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.
- John F. Kennedy

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
- Mark Twain

Great talents are the most lovely
and often the most dangerous
fruits on the tree of humanity.
They hang upon the most slender twigs
that are easily snapped off.
- Carl Jung

When I'm trusting and being myself...
everything in my life reflects this
by falling into place easily, often miraculously.
- Shakti Gawain

Each of us is burdened by an unlimited number of
expectations (demands) that we hold for the actions of others.
We "know" that there is a right way to do things,
and are often outraged when our expectations are not met.
Usually, we are unaware that we merely
have a strong opinion and point-of-view,
and are sure that we know how everything is supposed to be.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Most of us love, to be sure.
Yet far too often our love is passive.
We must be proactive in our love
in order for it to change our lives.
- Marianne Williamson

Play as often as you can.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Today is my day to laugh at life.
Laugh loud - laugh often.
Laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad.
Laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I've learned that mistakes can often be
as good a teacher as success.
- Jack Welch

I have the right to love many people at once
and to change my prince often.
- Anais Nin

A widespread belief is more often likely
to be foolish than sensible.
- Bertrand Russell

By not caring too much about what people think,
I'm able to think for myself
and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular.
And I succeed.
- Albert Ellis

What we call the beginning is often the end.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
The end is where we start from.
- T. S. Eliot

Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it.
- English Proverb

Our connection with Spirit is unbreakable, but often imperceptible.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition.
The immature mind often mistakes one for the other,
or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy -
in fact, they're almost incompatible;
one emotion hardly leaves room for the other.
Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil.
- Robert Heinlein

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
- Charles Caleb Colton

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; ...
Forgive them anyway.
- Kent Keith
(often attributed to Mother Teresa, who kept a copy
on the wall of her orphanage)

Small opportunities are often
the beginning of great enterprises.
- Demosthenes

Friendship often leads to love,
but lust seldom leads to friendship.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that the darkest night is often
the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Books can only reveal us to ourselves,
and as often as they do us this service we lay them aside.
- Henry David Thoreau

The best cure for our own self-inflicted suffering
is often service to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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