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All Knowledge is Divided into Three Domains:
by Werner Erhard

All Knowledge is Divided into Three Domains:
"What We Know",
"What We Know That We Don't Know", and
"What We Don't Know That We Don't Know."
- Werner Erhard

The fastest way to destroy love
is to make a goal out of it,
because people who are trying to be loved
come from a place that they're not loved.
- Werner Erhard

Happiness isn't at the end of the rainbow.
Happiness is at the beginning of the rainbow.
Following the rainbow is happiness,
not getting to the end of it.
- Werner Erhard

You are perfect exactly the way you are.
- Werner Erhard

There are all kinds of futures.
There is a hoped-for future,
there is a feared future,
there is a predictable future,
and there is an unimagined future.
- Werner Erhard

Even the truth, when believed, is a lie.
You must experience the truth, not believe it.
- Werner Erhard

While most managers spend their time attempting
to predict the future accurately -
and while that's valuable -
the best managers are able to generate a future
which was not going to happen otherwise -
that is, a future which was not predictable.
- Werner Erhard

Begin building the future through
"conversation for possibility."
- Werner Erhard

Happiness is a function of accepting what is.
- Werner Erhard

What I recognized is that you can't put it together.
It's already together, and what you have to do
is experience it being together.
- Werner Erhard

Love is granting another the space to be
the way they are and the way they are not.
- Werner Erhard

Life is empty and meaningless
because life is empty and meaningless.
- Werner Erhard

At all times and under all circumstances,
we have the power to transform the quality of our lives.
- Werner Erhard

The world is perfect the way it is.
- Werner Erhard

Create your future from your future not your past.
- Werner Erhard

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

Most people's historical perspective
begins with the day of their birth.
- Rush Limbaugh

Belief is not the beginning but the end of all knowledge.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The possession of knowledge does not
kill the sense of wonder and mystery.
There is always more mystery.
- Anais Nin

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

Our faith gives us knowledge of something better.
- E. F. Schumacher

The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
- Thomas Henry Huxley

The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge
and the dissemination of truth.
- John F. Kennedy

Where ignorance is our master,
there is no possibility of real peace.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein

Knowledge of what is, does not open
the door directly to what should be.
- Albert Einstein

Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
- Carl Jung

If a man empties his purse into his head,
no man can take it away from him.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
- Benjamin Franklin

To acquire knowledge, one must study;
but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
- Marilyn vos Savant

We know nothing at all.
All our knowledge is but the knowledge of schoolchildren.
The real nature of things we shall never know.
- Albert Einstein

In today's knowledge-based economy,
what you earn depends on what you learn.
- William J. Clinton

Knowledge is of the mind, wisdom is of the soul.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The bulk of the world's knowledge is an imaginary construction.
- Helen Keller

To be conscious that you are ignorant
is a great step to knowledge.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Those who have knowledge, don't predict.
Those who predict, don't have knowledge.
- Lao Tzu

Whoever undertakes to set himself up
as a judge of Truth and Knowledge
is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
- Albert Einstein

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me
than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge.
- Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.
- Albert Einstein

Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge,
but he who hates correction is stupid.
- Anonymous

If money is your hope for independence,
you will never have it.
The only real security that
a man can have in this world
is a reserve of knowledge,
experience and ability.
- Henry Ford

When I examine myself and my methods of thought,
I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy
has meant more to me than
any talent for absorbing positive knowledge.
- Albert Einstein

Knowledge of the Truth makes us free
by aligning us with that which was never bound.
- Ernest Holmes

Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources,
taking the best from every study,
Science of Mind brings together
the highest enlightenment of the ages.
- Ernest Holmes

If what Proust says is true,
that happiness is the absence of fever,
then I will never know happiness.
For I am possessed by a fever
for knowledge, experience, and creation.
- Anais Nin

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates

All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions.
- Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -
it is the illusion of knowledge.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Science gives man knowledge, which is power;
religion gives man wisdom, which is control.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Knowledge is knowing that we cannot know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The universal Mind contains all knowledge.
It is the potential ultimate of all things.
To it, all things are possible.
- Ernest Holmes

It is the province of knowledge to speak,
and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Uncertainty that comes from knowledge
(knowing what you don't know)
is different from uncertainty coming from ignorance.
- Isaac Asimov

The true sign of intelligence
is not knowledge but imagination.
- Albert Einstein

Eroticism is one of the basic means of self-knowledge,
as indispensable as poetry.
- Anais Nin

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
- Jimi Hendrix

Knowledge is a process of piling up facts;
wisdom lies in their simplification.
- Martin Fischer

Beware of false knowledge;
it is more dangerous than ignorance.
- George Bernard Shaw

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
- Confucius

"To know" is to know that you know nothing.
That is the meaning of true knowledge.
- Confucius

Mistakes are, after all, the foundations of truth,
and if a man does not know what a thing is,
it is at least an increase in knowledge
if he knows what it is not.
- Carl Jung

Knowledge talks, Wisdom listens.
- Anonymous

The difference between a successful person and others
is not a lack of strength,
not a lack of knowledge,
but rather a lack of will.
- Vince Lombardi

True friendship can afford true knowledge.
It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
- Henry David Thoreau

Science investigates religion interprets.
Science gives man knowledge which is power
Religion gives man wisdom which is control.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The most telling act of true Faith
is celebrating the death of a loved one
with the certain knowledge that
they are now in a better place.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe life's rich experiences need to be shared with others -
for me this is the way one builds knowledge.
- Pravs J

Information is not knowledge.
- Albert Einstein

There comes a time when the mind
takes a higher plane of knowledge
but can never prove how it got there.
- Albert Einstein

The only source of knowledge is experience.
- Albert Einstein

The greater our knowledge increases
the more our ignorance unfolds.
- John F. Kennedy


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