Funny Quotes about Steadily

Keep moving. Don't stop. But don't rush.
Don't race around.
Sure and steady gets you there every time.
- Neale Donald Walsch

Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show
by what road it will pass to destruction,
to wit: by consolidation of power first,
and then corruption, its necessary consequence.
- Thomas Jefferson

The things that have acquired unity are these:
Heaven by unity has become clear;
Earth by unity has become steady;
The Spirit by unity has become spiritual;
The Valley by unity has become full;
All things by unity have come into existence.
- Lao Tzu

However many holy words you read, however many you speak,
what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
- The Buddha

What difference does it make to the dead,
the orphans, and the homeless,
whether the mad destruction is wrought
under the name of totalitarianism
or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The Spirit is described in the Holy Scriptures
as much more anarchic than any established religion credits.
- Bono

Through Qigong, one learns to quiet the mind
and allow communion with the One.
We call the One "Tao," but you may be more comfortable
with a term like "Holy Spirit," or "God,"
as long as you don't start visualizing
an old man on a throne floating in the sky.
The One is everything, and everything is the One.
Each of us is the One, and the One is inside each of us.
Just remember that it's an infinity thing -
the tiniest bit of infinity is still infinite.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I offer gentle understanding to myself.
I position myself in love, not fear.
I look behind me with forgiveness.
I look forward with festive anticipation.
I embrace this holy moment and assert,
"Now. This moment is the moment to love,
the moment to serve, the moment to seize
the legacy instead of the small.
Now. Now I will live large, love boldly,
reach to the edges of my unfurled heart and fully enrolled hope.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Prayer:
Lord God, Holy Spirit, Giver of All Light,
Bless and Keep All Those of This World.
Grant Us Your Peace, Your Light, Your Love.
Grant Us Complete Renewal of Body, Mind and Spirit -
Continual Rebirth in Newness of Life.
Let Your Light Shine Upon Us and Be Gracious to Us.
Grant to Each and Every One of Us:
Health, Comfort, Joy, Peace Within Ourselves,
Peace Within Our Families, Peace Within Our Communities,
and Peace among All those This World.
Grant That I May Be an Instrument of Thy Peace.
Grant That I May Radiate Thy Peace, Thy Light, Thy Love,
Thy Healing, Thy Comfort, Thy Joy,
to All Those Around Me and All Those in My Thoughts
This Day and Ever More. AMEN.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

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