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Funny Quotes about Smells

It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers,
looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken

Smell the smells, feel the fear,
and smile at the incoherent way
life runs us in circles
while inscribing the real lessons
in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Oh, come on, Shrek, wake up and smell the pheromones!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen

Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin

You're only here for a short visit.
Don't hurry. Don't worry.
And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
- Walter Hagen

Life is full of beauty. Notice it.
Notice the bumble bee, the small child,
and the smiling faces.
Smell the rain, and feel the wind.
Live your life to the fullest potential,
and fight for your dreams.
- Ashley Smith

May your life always be Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
May you delight in Dancing Lightly With Life.
May you soar on eagle wings, high above the madness of the world.
May you always sing Melody in the Symphony of Your Life.
May you taste, smell, and touch your dreams of a beautiful tomorrow.
May your sun always shine, and your sky be forever blue.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't hurry. Don't worry.
You're only here for a short visit.
So don't forget to stop and smell the roses.
- Walter Hagen

May you taste, smell, and touch
your dreams of a beautiful tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
by any other name would smell as sweet
- William Shakespeare

If you are possessed by an idea,
you will find it expressed everywhere,
you even smell it.
- Thomas Mann

Visualize your end result as having already been accomplished.
Let the image of your success play on the giant screen
in full color with surround sound -
so real you can smell and taste it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do the small things of life with a relaxed awareness.
When you are eating, eat totally -
chew totally, taste totally, smell totally.
Touch your bread, feel the texture.
Smell the bread, smell the flavor.
Chew it, let it dissolve into your being.
- Osho

When you are eating, eat totally -
chew totally, taste totally, smell totally.
Touch your bread, feel the texture.
Smell the bread, smell the flavor.
Chew it, let it dissolve into your being,
and remain conscious - and you are meditating.
And then meditation is not separate from life.
- Osho

Smell is a potent wizard that transports you
across thousands of miles
and all the years you have lived.
- Helen Keller

Confucius might have said:
Once frightened, twice smelly in armpit.
- Anonymous humor

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

Life is really simple,
but we insist on making it complicated.
- Confucius

Everything has beauty,
but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed;
if in terms of ten years, plant trees;
if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.
- Confucius

Study the past, if you would divine the future.
- Confucius

Success depends upon previous preparation,
and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.
- Confucius

Music produces a kind of pleasure
which human nature cannot do without.
- Confucius

Heaven means to be one with God.
- Confucius

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
- Confucius

Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

To know everything is to know nothing,
but to know nothing is to know everything.
- Confucius

If you look into your own heart,
and you find nothing wrong there,
what is there to worry about?
What is there to fear?
- Confucius

They must often change,
who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
- Confucius

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
- Confucius

Never impose on others what
you would not choose for yourself.
- Confucius (Ancient Chinese)

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius

"To know" is to know that you know nothing.
That is the meaning of true knowledge.
- Confucius

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
- Confucius

The gem cannot be polished without friction,
nor man perfected without trials.
- Confucius

Choose a job you love,
and you will never have to work a day in your life.
- Confucius

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson


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