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Funny Quotes about Motivation

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar

A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson

I find motivation and inspiration and hope in information.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In the new economy, information, education,
and motivation are everything.
- William J. Clinton

Motivation is the art of getting people to do
what you want them to do because they want to do it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

I am not afraid of storms
for I am learning how to sail my ship.
- Louisa May Alcott

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.
- Joseph Campbell

Persevere. Plan. Strategize. Focus. Breathe. Write.
Let go: relax. Forgive. All this failing: take a nap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis"
is composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
- John F. Kennedy

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy

As you awaken,
may your dreams greet you by name,
and may you answer, "Yes!"
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is always lived in the eye-of-the-storm
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One does not discover new lands without consenting
to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.
- Andre Gide

Choose what lies in the shadows to be a matter
for discovery and adventure, rather than fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
- Helen Keller

How do you want to be remembered?
Live life full out - Begin today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As the evening beckons with the promise of tomorrow...
may your gratitude rise up and with strength answer, "yes."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Attitude is everything.
- Charles Swindoll

Choose to be as a young child -
fully awake, eager for the next experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Fly Life on Free Wings, and Sing to its Glory.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
- Bill Cosby

Know that the greatest fear is fear of the unknown.
Seek to meet the unknown with courage and a sense of adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

Adventure is not outside man; it is within.
- George Eliot

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
- Marianne Williamson

The mind is not a vessel to be filled
but a fire to be kindled.
- Plutarch

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

Choose to soar. Choose to fly your dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb

A ship in harbor is safe -
but that is not what ships are for.
- John A. Shedd

It is our choices ... that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

Nothing in life is to be feared.
It is only to be understood.
- Marie Curie

The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous

You can't cross the sea merely by
standing and staring at the water.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Life is lived in the living.
Set aside convention, caution,
and arbitrary "rules" about how
life is supposed to be lived.
Choose! Explore! Adventure!
Live life to the fullest.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What lies behind us and what lies before us
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I set my own course through the ocean of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
- John Lubbock

Always be a first-rate version of yourself,
instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland

We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand -
and melting like a snowflake.
- Marie B. Ray

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
- Helen Keller

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy

Life expands to fill your dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
- William Shakespeare

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)

Another Sunrise, Another New Beginning.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The boldness of endurance is
the underline to almost every success.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart


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