Funny Quotes about Margin

Smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life's real lessons are inscribed in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The real lessons from the book of life
are inscribed in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Smell the smells, feel the fear,
and smile at the incoherent way
life runs us in circles
while inscribing the real lessons
in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Dance with a Light Heart.
I play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The Book of Life is a Book of Riddles,
with its Real Lessons Writ Small in the Margins.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a Book of Riddles,
with the Real Lessons Writ Small in its Margins.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The Lessons of the Book of Life are
Writ Small in its Margins.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

This [the Holocaust] must never happen again. ...
Be vigilant about your rights.
Care about the rights and human dignity of others.
When the rights of any group, no matter how small,
no matter how marginal, are violated,
your liberty, your freedom is put at risk.
Let there never be a day when we cast about in horror
and have to ask the question, "How did it ever come to this?"
- Thomas Childers, Ph.D., Professor of History,
University of Pennsylvania, in the closing remarks
of his six-hour Teaching Company audio lecture series

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton

Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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