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Funny Quotes about Evolved

The True Surprise is that
So Many of Us have Evolved So Rapidly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As many raindrops join to form a great river of water,
many souls join their highest intent to form
the river of evolved consciousness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who are highly evolved,
maintain an undiscriminating perception.
Seeing everything, labeling nothing,
they maintain their awareness of the Great Oneness.
Thus they are supported by it.
- Lao Tzu

Beliefs have evolved based on survival value.
Certain belief systems have been more conducive than others
to people living long enough to reproduce,
and having a high rate of reproduction.
It's that basic.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let us CHOOSE to bless ALL those around us,
not with an EXPECTATION that they should be more evolved,
but with UNDERSTANDING, and with our INTENTION
for a magnificent future for all humans.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man must evolve for all human conflict,
a method which rejects
revenge, aggression and retaliation.
The foundation of such a method is love.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Spirit has unlimited patience,
and will wait for me to evolve.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy,
the first question I ask myself is:
is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- Mae West

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous

Whenever I date a guy, I think,
"Is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

You can lead a man to Congress,
but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

Don't marry a man to reform him -
that's what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked
his weight in wild caterpillars?
Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!
- Groucho Marx

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

I am a man of fixed and unbending principles,
the first of which is to be flexible at all times.
- Everett Dirksen

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man.
Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.
- Winston Churchill

An intellectual is a man
who takes more words than necessary
to tell more than he knows.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

If you can not answer a man's argument,
all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
- Elbert Hubbard

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
- Albert Schweitzer

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
"Supernatural" is a null word.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Adventure is not outside man; it is within.
- George Eliot

Man's role is uncertain, undefined, and perhaps unnecessary.
- Margaret Mead

The man who reads nothing at all
is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
- Thomas Jefferson

Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- the movie When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)

Man tends to treat all of his opinions as principles.
- Herbert Sebastian Agar

When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln

Every man thinks God is on his side.
- Jean Anouilh

Morality which depends upon the helplessness
of a man or woman has not much to recommend it.
Morality is rooted in the purity of our hearts.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Confused Memories of Childhood:
Hate to my father, cruel hate,
confused with love - a mix not great.
The man I love - the man I hate;
the man I want to emulate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway
is usually a poor judge of distance.
- Laurence J. Peter

A man is usually more careful of his money
than he is of his principles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I will far rather see the race of man extinct
than that we should become less than beasts
by making the noblest of God's creation,
woman, the object of our lust.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers,
looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken

Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln

We are born believing.
A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The reason why the world lacks unity,
and lies broken and in heaps,
is, because man is disunited with himself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know your god is man-made when he
hates all the same people you do.
- Anonymous

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Jung

A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Beauty is the bait which with delight
allures man to enlarge his kind.
- Socrates


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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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