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Funny Quotes about Enough

Each of us dwells in a cathedral of our own BEing
that is created vast enough to encompass Unity with all creation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half, of people clever enough
to take indecent advantage of them.
- Walter Kerr

Except in cases of necessity, which are rare,
leave your friend to learn
unpleasant things from his enemies;
they are ready enough to tell them.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

Guilt for being rich,
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright

I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

It is hard enough to remember my opinions,
without also remembering my reasons for them!
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance:
It attempts to work things out so that
everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from
getting violent and trying to take other people's stuff.
- George Carlin

The only thing necessary for evil to triumph
is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

"Just living is not enough," said the butterfly,
"one must have sunshine, freedom and a little flower."
- Hans Christian Andersen

The man with insight enough to admit his limitations
comes nearest to perfection.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

If misery loves company, misery has company enough.
- Henry David Thoreau

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan

When we lose one we love,
our bitterest tears are called forth
by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
- Maurice Maeterlinck

It is easy enough to be pleasant
When life flows by like a song,
But the man worth while is the one who will smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

He who knows that enough is enough
will always have enough.
- Lao Tzu

Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it?
If not, we should be sincere enough to admit
that we love evil too well to give it up.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Let us all be brave enough
to die the death of a martyr,
but let no one lust for martyrdom.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous

You only live once -
but if you work it right, once is enough.
- Joe E. Lewis

If you love it enough, anything will talk with you.
- George Washington Carver

Stop wishing and fearing the future
long enough to be fully present in TODAY.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It takes discipline and compassion
to awaken the divine in ourselves long enough
to recognize the divine in another.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach

If you can't explain it simply,
you don't understand it well enough.
- Albert Einstein

No man is good enough to govern another man
without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants.
The question is: What are we busy about?
- Henry David Thoreau

You only live once, and once is enough
if you play your cards right.
- the movie Interiors (1978)

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
- Abraham Lincoln

He who does not trust enough,
will not be trusted.
- Lao Tzu

Inferiority Complex:
a name for not loving yourself enough.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I claim to be a simple individual liable
to err like any other fellow mortal.
I own, however, that I have humility enough
to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Merely to avoid harming others is not enough.
Earn your place in this world by doing good.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I haven't got any special religion this morning.
My God is the God of Walkers.
If you walk hard enough,
you probably don't need any other god.
- Bruce Chatwin

It isn't enough to talk about peace.
One must believe in it.
And it isn't enough to believe in it.
One must work at it.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

You may be deceived if you trust too much,
but you will live in torment
if you don't trust enough.
- Frank Crane

You hold onto religion, you know,
rules, regulations, traditions.
I think what God is interested in
is people's hearts, and that's hard enough.
- Bono

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

We have to stop and be humble enough to understand
that there is something called mystery.
- Paulo Coelho

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus

We can do anything we want to
if we stick to it long enough.
- Helen Keller

I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.
- Thomas Jefferson

We can never replace a friend.
When a man is fortunate enough to have several,
he finds they are all different.
No one has a double in friendship.
- Johann Schiller

You can have anything you want in life if you
just help enough other people get what they want.
- Zig Ziglar

He who is not courageous enough to take risks
will accomplish nothing in life.
- Muhammad Ali

Thank you, God, for this good life
and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
- Garrison Keillor

We may never be strong enough to be entirely
nonviolent in thought, word and deed.
But we must keep nonviolence as our goal
and make strong progress towards it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Know that your own BEING is vast enough
to encompass unity with all creation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward,
and yet not go forward fast enough
to wreck the country's cause.
- Abraham Lincoln

Find ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living is joy enough.
- Emily Dickinson

Give me a lever long enough
and a fulcrum on which to place it,
and I shall move the world.
- Archimedes

If we will be quiet and ready enough,
we shall find compensation in every disappointment.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you know what to do to reach your goal,
it's not a big enough goal.
- Bob Proctor

I don't believe that imagining is enough.
- Bono

Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction.
- John F. Kennedy

It is not enough to have a good mind,
the main thing is to use it well.
- Rene Descartes

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it,
people will eventually come to believe it.
- Joseph Goebbels (Minister of Propaganda in Nazi Germany)

I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
- Anonymous

There are no guarantees.
From the viewpoint of fear, none are strong enough.
From the viewpoint of love, none are necessary.
- Emmanuel (Pat Rodegast)

It is not enough to say we must not wage war.
It is necessary to love peace and sacrifice for it.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

So your father, or your mother,
never thought you were good enough - SO WHAT?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We can never get enough of what we don't really need.
- Matthew Kelly


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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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