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Funny Quotes about Breakers

Lovers who have been left, lose confidence and become afraid.
They learn to leave relationships first.
The broken hearted become the heart breakers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West

The greatest lovers are like twin blooms,
each reflecting the passion and the glory of the other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Though lovers be lost love shall not.
- Dylan Thomas

There is no such thing as a lovers' oath.
- Plato

At the beginning and at the end of love,
the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.
- Jean de la Bruyere

Anyone can be passionate, but
it takes real lovers to be silly.
- Rose Franken

Lovers embrace that which is between them
rather than each other.
- Khalil Gibran

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training,
for it trains people as to how they should think.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill

Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
- Mel Brooks

The physician can bury his mistakes,
but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines -
so they should go as far as possible from home
to build their first buildings.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

It is an open question whether any behavior
based on fear of eternal punishment
can be regarded as ethical
or should be regarded as merely cowardly.
- Margaret Mead

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house
with the conscious design of doing me good,
I should run for my life.
- Henry David Thoreau

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

I will far rather see the race of man extinct
than that we should become less than beasts
by making the noblest of God's creation,
woman, the object of our lust.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing,
and should be treated with caution.
- J. K. Rowling

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who have come here to hate should leave now;
for in their hate, they only betray themselves.
- Terry Goodkind

Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Life is a great big canvas,
and you should throw all the paint you can on it.
- Danny Kaye

Maybe I could have loved you better.
Maybe you should have loved me more.
Maybe our hearts were just next in line.
Maybe everything breaks sometime.
- Jewel

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple:
you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities
but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
- Quentin Crisp

I've learned that you should always
leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
- Anonymous

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank

You either do it completely and utterly,
or you should stop doing it.
- Bono (paraphrase)

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- George S. Patton

Each contact with a human being is so rare, so precious,
one should preserve it.
- Anais Nin

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
- Abraham Lincoln

But for my faith in God, I should have been a raving maniac.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We may have our private opinions
but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts?
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I think with the Romans, that the general of today
should be a soldier tomorrow if necessary.
- Thomas Jefferson

What people often mean by getting rid of conflict
is getting rid of diversity,
and it is of the utmost importance
that these should not be considered the same.
- M. P. Follett

We should distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

How often I found where I should be going
only by setting out for somewhere else.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

There should be an honest attempt at the reconciliation
of differences before resorting to combat.
- Jimmy Carter

Faith keeps many doubts in her pay.
If I could not doubt, I should not believe.
- Henry David Thoreau

Every citizen should be a soldier.
This was the case with the Greeks and Romans,
and must be that of every free state.
- Thomas Jefferson

If you have built castles in the air,
your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be.
Now put foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is.
Treat a man as he can and should be,
and he will become as he can and should be.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If there is anything that we wish to change in the child,
we should first examine it and see whether it is
not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
- Carl Jung

No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy,
the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child.
The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.
- Emma Goldman

When a man assumes a public trust
he should consider himself a public property.
- Thomas Jefferson

It is curious - curious that physical courage
should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare
- Mark Twain

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live
that his happiness shall depend
as little as possible on external things.
- Epictetus

There is NOTHING that I "must",
"have to", or "should" do today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is more dangerous that even
a guilty person should be punished
without the forms of law
than that he should escape.
- Thomas Jefferson

Form follows function - that has been misunderstood.
Form and function should be one, joined in a spiritual union.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

A man should look for what is,
and not for what he thinks should be.
- Albert Einstein

Do not do unto others
as you expect they should do unto you.
Their tastes may not be the same.
- George Bernard Shaw

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor,
nor should life rest on a single hope.
- Epictetus

Some people wanted champagne and caviar
when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It is one thing to say that something should be done,
but quite a different matter to do it.
- Aesop


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