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We should not pretend to understand
the world only by the intellect;
we apprehend it just as much by feeling.
Therefore, the judgment of the intellect is,
at best, only the half of truth, and must, if it be honest,
also come to an understanding of its inadequacy.
- Carl Jung

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training,
for it trains people as to how they should think.
- Arthur Schopenhauer PHOTO

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)

Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

The physician can bury his mistakes,
but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines -
so they should go as far as possible from home
to build their first buildings.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
- Mel Brooks

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house
with the conscious design of doing me good,
I should run for my life.
- Henry David Thoreau

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

It is an open question whether any behavior
based on fear of eternal punishment
can be regarded as ethical
or should be regarded as merely cowardly.
- Margaret Mead

I will far rather see the race of man extinct
than that we should become less than beasts
by making the noblest of God's creation,
woman, the object of our lust.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing,
and should be treated with caution.
- J. K. Rowling

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb

Life is a great big canvas,
and you should throw all the paint you can on it.
- Danny Kaye

I've learned that you should always
leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
- Anonymous

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Maybe I could have loved you better.
Maybe you should have loved me more.
Maybe our hearts were just next in line.
Maybe everything breaks sometime.
- Jewel

Those who have come here to hate should leave now;
for in their hate, they only betray themselves.
- Terry Goodkind

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple:
you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities
but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
- Quentin Crisp

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

You either do it completely and utterly,
or you should stop doing it.
- Bono (paraphrase)

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank

I soothe my conscience now with the thought that
it is better for hard words to be on paper
than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
- Anne Frank

It is curious - curious that physical courage
should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare
- Mark Twain

One that desires to excel
should endeavor in those things
that are in themselves most excellent.
- Epictetus

When a man assumes a public trust
he should consider himself a public property.
- Thomas Jefferson

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day,
if I did not laugh I should die.
- Abraham Lincoln

A Bill of Rights is what the people are
entitled to against every government,
and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference.
- Thomas Jefferson

Books and friends should be few but good.
- Anonymous

We should not pretend to understand the world
only by the intellect.
The judgment of the intellect
is only part of the truth.
- Carl Jung

It is one thing to say that something should be done,
but quite a different matter to do it.
- Aesop

The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing
and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

How often I found where I should be going
only by setting out for somewhere else.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
A man should do his job so well that the living,
the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is more dangerous that even
a guilty person should be punished
without the forms of law
than that he should escape.
- Thomas Jefferson

Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is.
Treat a man as he can and should be,
and he will become as he can and should be.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If the stars should appear
but one night every thousand years
how man would marvel and stare.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy,
the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child.
The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.
- Emma Goldman

Every citizen should be a soldier.
This was the case with the Greeks and Romans,
and must be that of every free state.
- Thomas Jefferson

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor,
nor should life rest on a single hope.
- Epictetus

I think with the Romans, that the general of today
should be a soldier tomorrow if necessary.
- Thomas Jefferson

If there is anything that we wish to change in the child,
we should first examine it and see whether it is
not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
- Carl Jung

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- George S. Patton

All major religious traditions
carry basically the same message,
that is love, compassion and forgiveness.
The important thing is they should
be part of our daily lives.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Faith keeps many doubts in her pay.
If I could not doubt, I should not believe.
- Henry David Thoreau

Intellectual growth should commence at birth
and cease only at death.
- Albert Einstein

Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care
for people will hear them and be influenced
by them for good or ill.
- The Buddha

NO ONE has been granted the authority to tell me
how my life should be lived.
I answer only to myself and to Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air.
They are where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them.
- Henry David Thoreau

When you are in any contest,
you should work as if there were -
to the very last minute - a chance to lose it.
This is battle, this is politics, this is anything.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

But for my faith in God, I should have been a raving maniac.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery
in which to bury the faults of his friends.
- Henry Brooks Adams

No partner in a love relationship...
should feel that he has to give up
an essential part of himself to make it viable.
- May Sarton

A man should look for what is,
and not for what he thinks should be.
- Albert Einstein

Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it?
If not, we should be sincere enough to admit
that we love evil too well to give it up.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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