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The right to be irresponsible is a right I hold dear. ...
by Bono

The right to be irresponsible is a right I hold dear.
- Bono

It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth
are rotting when I listen to the radio.
- Bono

I don't doubt God. I have firm faith absolutely in God.
It's religion I'm doubting.
- Bono

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono

I'm not on this trip as a tourist.
- Bono

My heroes are the ones who survived doing it wrong,
who made mistakes, but recovered from them.
- Bono

It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition.
- Bono

I'm actually starting to like more and more people
who have convictions that are unpopular.
-Bono

The world is more malleable than you think
and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape.
- Bono

Objectivity is the cure for depression.
- Bono

Dream up the world you want to live in. Dream out loud.
- Bono

To be one, to be united is a great thing.
But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater.
- Bono

I actually enjoy being out of my depth - I thrive on it.
- Bono

Inspire people to do things for themselves.
Inspire people to think for themselves.
- Bono

Distance does not decide who is your brother and who is not.
- Bono

You either do it completely and utterly,
or you should stop doing it.
- Bono (paraphrase)

This is our moment, this is our time.
- Bono

Religion can be the enemy of God.
- Bono

There are colors and feelings and emotional terrain
that we occupy that is ours and ours alone.
- Bono

With manners comes insincerity.
Truth is sometimes difficult.
- Bono

Books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono

I think wholeness is God's design for us;
and that often amounts to embracing contradictions.
- Bono

To carry each other is not a burden at all
but a kind of privilege.
- Bono

We thought that we had the answers,
it was the questions we had wrong.
- Bono

Religion often gets in the way of God.
- Bono

Love interrupts, if you like,
the consequences of your actions,
which in my case is very good news indeed,
because I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
- Bono

You have to open yourself up,
you have to be raw;
and you have to reveal yourself,
and sometimes it's very difficult.
- Bono

I don't believe in wishful thinking.
- Bono

I want to have fun, and I want to change the world.
I have a chance to do both.
- Bono

Feelings are much stronger than thoughts.
We are all led by instinct,
and our intellect catches up later.
- Bono

I don't believe that imagining is enough.
- Bono

I'm not religious at all,
but I believe in God very strongly.
- Bono

I feel exuberant. I don't pretend.
- Bono

I love this work I do.
It's a privilege to serve the poor.
- Bono

The less you know, the more you believe.
- Bono

Music can change the world because it can change people.
- Bono

I am still amazed at how big, how enormous
a love and mystery God is -
and how small are the minds
that attempt to corral
this life force into rules and taboos,
cults and sects.
- Bono

You hold onto religion, you know,
rules, regulations, traditions.
I think what God is interested in
is people's hearts, and that's hard enough.
- Bono

Above all else, my inspiration is friendship.
- Bono

There are righteous people working
in a whole rainbow of belief systems -
from Hasidic Jews to right-wing Bible Belters
to charismatic Catholics.
- Bono

God's Spirit moves through us and the world
at a pace that can never be constricted
by any one religious paradigm.
I love that.
- Bono

It's hard to believe, hard to be a believer,
when you see the way the things are in the world.
But I am a believer!
- Bono

The more you see the less you know.
- Bono

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this,
but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono

Everywhere I look, I see the evidence of a creator.
But I don't see it as religion,
which has cut Irish people in two.
I don't see Jesus Christ as being
in any part of a religion.
Religion to me is almost like when God leaves -
and people devise a set of rules to fill the space.
- Bono

As a rock star, I have two instincts,
I want to have fun, and I want to change the world.
I have a chance to do both.
- Bono

The more you know the less you feel.
- Bono

Stop asking God to bless what you're doing.
Get involved in what God is doing -
because it's already blessed.
- Bono

Grace defies reason and logic.
- Bono

Don't lie down. Get up.
- Bono

My children have made me more aggressive about the world
that they're about to inhabit.
- Bono

The Spirit is described in the Holy Scriptures
as much more anarchic than any established religion credits.
- Bono

People should be angry about a lot of things
and the peace-and-love thing
doesn't sit comfortably with me at all.
- Bono

Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd.
In the past, U2 was trying to duck that.
Now we're wrapping our arms around it and giving it a great big kiss.
- Bono

I'm actually starting to like more and more people
who have convictions that are unpopular.
Now at what point does an unpopular conviction
interfere with your own human rights?
Forced female circumcision, for instance.
The Catholic Church's stance on contraception.
The list goes on. You know, God has some really weird kids,
and I find it hard to be in their company most of the time.
- Bono

We can, if we get up off our ass, change the world.
- Bono

U2 is an original species...
there are colors and feelings and emotional terrain
that we occupy that is ours and ours alone.
- Bono

I come from Ireland and I've seen the damage of religious warfare.
I am a believer. I don't wear the badge on the outside
but it is on the inside.
- Bono

EVERYONE has the right to make an ass out of themselves.
- Harold and Maude (The movie )

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

Always remember the three magic words: You're right dear.
- Anonymous

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)

Why wait until you're dead,
when you can create your own Hell right here and now.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Jesus was all right,
but his disciples were thick and ordinary.
It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.
- John Lennon

Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken

Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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