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Funny Quotes by When a Man Loves a Woman

Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- the movie When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson PHOTO

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I was thinking that I might fly today.
Just to disprove all the things you say...
please be careful with me, I'm sensitive,
and I'd like to stay that way.
- Jewel

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people stay for awhile,
and move our souls to dance.
They awaken us to a new understanding,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never, ever the same.
- Flavia Weedn PHOTO

To achieve success, stay relaxed - not stressed.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stay committed to your decisions,
but stay flexible in your approach.
- Tony Robbins

It's not that I'm so smart,
it's just that I stay with problems longer.
- Albert Einstein

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To keep your thinking young, stay curious.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Study nature, love nature,
stay close to nature. It will never fail you.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Stay in the moment and all gifts are added
as you breathe and take inspired action.
- Joe Vitale

Love wasn't put in your heart to stay.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
- Michael W. Smith

Stay Alert, and doors will open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stay at the center
and let all things take their course.
- Lao Tzu

I have never found a companion that was
so companionable as solitude.
We are for the most part more lonely
when we go abroad among men
than when we stay in our chambers.
A man thinking or working is always alone,
let him be where he will.
- Henry David Thoreau

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along,
because once I have persuaded him, he will stick.
If I scare him, he will stay just as long
as he is scared, and then he is gone.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

This life is what you make it.
Not matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes,
it's a universal truth.
But the good part is,
you get to decide how you're going to mess it up.
Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway.
But just remember, some come, some go.
The ones that stay with you through everything -
they're your true best friends.
Don't let go of them.
Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world.
- Marilyn Monroe

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz PHOTO

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard


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