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Funny Quotes by Virgil

The greatest wealth is health.
- Virgil

Love conquers all.
- Virgil

Every calamity is to be overcome by endurance.
- Virgil

They can because they think they can.
- Virgil

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Credulity - willingness to accept
unsupported statements without demanding proof -
is the greatest ally of the dictator and the demagogue.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Know that the greatest fear is fear of the unknown.
Seek to meet the unknown with courage and a sense of adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I consider my greatest accomplishment to be lifelong celibacy.
- Isaac Newton
(discoverer of the laws of gravitation and motion,
famous mathematician, and perhaps the greatest scientist ever)

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.
- Walter Bagehot

The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard PHOTO

The greatest lovers are like twin blooms,
each reflecting the passion and the glory of the other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Your greatest gift to your family and friends is yourself -
your relaxed, happy, and fully-present self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

Action is our greatest weapon against fear.
Left to molder, fear grows upon itself,
but in the face of action,
fear is left in the dust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest and most important problems of life
are all fundamentally insoluble.
They can never be solved but only outgrown.
- Carl Jung

Satisfaction of one's curiosity
is one of the greatest sources of happiness in life.
- Linus Pauling

During the first period of a man's life
the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
- Soren Kierkegaard

The greatest obstacle to a Joyful Life
is your "story" about your life.
Your story is filled with perceives needs and obligations.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.
- Anatole France

One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.
- Mother Teresa

Death is not the greatest loss in life.
The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
- Norman Cousins

The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James

To give up yourself without regret is the greatest charity.
- Bodhidharma

Know that the greatest gift you can give the world is your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A thankful heart is the greatest virtue.
- Cicero

Ones best success comes after their greatest disappointments.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono

The greatest test of courage on earth
is to bear defeat without losing heart.
- Robert Ingersoll

The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I pray that my greatest desires will always be for
exactly what Spirit is offering me at that very moment.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the greatest casualties
of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society...
shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The greatest hazard of all, losing one's self,
can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind;
it requires the same effort of the brain
that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle.
- Helen Keller

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
- Mark Twain

Non-violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind.
It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction
devised by the ingenuity of man.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Nelson Mandela

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue,
but the parent of all other virtues.
- Cicero

Health is the greatest gift,
contentment the greatest wealth,
faithfulness the best relationship.
- The Buddha

The greatest way to live with honor in this world
is to be what we pretend to be.
- Socrates

The greatest discovery of any generation
is that a human being
can alter his life by
altering his attitude
- William James

It is of the small joys and little pleasures
that the greatest of our days are built.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

To be yourself in a world that
is constantly trying to make you something else
is the greatest accomplishment.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest service to others is living happily,
and radiating happiness and joy to those around me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I abhor war and view it as the greatest scourge of mankind.
- Thomas Jefferson

The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life
than the greatest of things without it.
- Carl Jung

The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
- Plato

In all our contacts, it is probably the sense
of being really needed and wanted
which gives us the greatest satisfaction
and creates the most lasting bond.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me
was when one asked me what I thought,
and attended to my answer.
- Henry David Thoreau

Be Your Own Personal Greatest Hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your greatest gift to others is to be happy
and to radiate your happiness to the entire world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
- Socrates

Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

These are not dark days: these are great days -
the greatest days our country has ever lived.
- Winston Churchill

The grand aim of all science is to cover
the greatest number of empirical facts
by logical deduction from
the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
- Albert Einstein

The greatest roadblock to a great relationship
is trying to force a partner to change through bribes or threats.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
- Terry Goodkind

Only when life is difficult,
are we challenged to become our greatest selves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up.
The most certain way to succeed
is always to try just one more time.
- Thomas A. Edison

Lighten up! Slow down the shopping.
Your greatest gift to your family and friends is yourself -
your relaxed, happy, and fully-present self.
Consider gifting hand-made cards with messages
of true appreciation in place of store-bought presents.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

An association of men who will not quarrel with one another
is a thing which has never yet existed,
from the greatest confederacy of nations
down to a town meeting or a vestry.
- Thomas Jefferson

If one oversteps the bounds of moderation,
the greatest pleasures cease to please.
- Epictetus

The key to happiness is inner peace.
The greatest obstacles to inner peace are disturbing emotions
such as anger, attachment, fear and suspicion,
while love and compassion and a sense of universal responsibility
are the sources of peace and happiness.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this,
but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
- Bono

It all depends on how we look at things,
and not on how things are in themselves.
The least of things with a meaning
is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
- Carl Jung

Let today be the day that you choose
to become your own greatest Hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -
it is the illusion of knowledge.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Anxiety is love's greatest killer.
It makes one feel as you might
when a drowning man holds unto you.
You want to save him, but you know
he will strangle you with his panic.
- Anais Nin

My greatest Power and my greatest Inner Peace come
when I Intend my future, and when I avoid Expecting it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You will never do anything in this world without courage.
It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.
- James Allen

Often, the greatest joy is to be found not in new things,
but in old things seen through new eyes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Misunderstanding arising from ignorance breeds fear,
and fear remains the greatest enemy of peace.
- Lester B. Pearson


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