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Funny Quotes by Robert Byrne

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
- Robert Byrne

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt PHOTO

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

The mind is not a vessel to be filled
but a fire to be kindled.
- Plutarch PHOTO

The purpose of human life is to serve,
and to show compassion and the will to help others.
- Albert Schweitzer

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll PHOTO
(Alice in Wonderland)

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

The Main Thing is to Keep
The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey PHOTO

Going nowhere faster will not get you somewhere.
- Alan Cohen

I will act as if what I do makes a difference.
- William James

If not us, who, if not now, when?
- Anonymous

Our aspirations are our possibilities.
- Robert Browning

Make your work to be in keeping with your purpose.
- Leonardo da Vinci

More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent.
- Billy Sunday

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama PHOTO

The most pathetic person in the world
is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
- Helen Keller

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

People are not lazy.
They simply have impotent goals -
that is, goals that do not inspire them.
- Tony Robbins

If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely.
It is absolutely touch and go.
Each one of us could make the difference.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important
as what you become by achieving your goals.
- Henry David Thoreau

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The moment there is suspicion about a person's motives,
everything he does becomes tainted.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you don't know what you want, you will probably never get it.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If a man loses pace with his companions,
perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Let him step to the music which he hears,
however measured or far away.
- Henry David Thoreau

The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive,
but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

The miracle is not that we do this work,
but that we are happy to do it.
- Mother Teresa

Your work is to discover your world
and then with all your heart give yourself to it.
- The Buddha

When we come into the present,
we begin to feel the life around us again,
but we also encounter whatever we have been avoiding.
We must have the courage to face whatever is present -
our pain, our desires, our grief,
our loss, our secret hopes our love -
everything that moves us most deeply.
- Jack Kornfield

The highest reward for a person's toil
is not what they get for it,
but what they become by it.
- John Ruskin

The best way to cheer yourself
is to try to cheer someone else up.
- Mark Twain

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants.
The question is: What are we busy about?
- Henry David Thoreau

What power there is in our service when our actions
line up with our mission, skills and joy.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The question is not whether we will be extremists,
but what kind of extremists we will be...
The nation and the world are in dire need of creative extremists.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan

One man with courage makes a majority.
- old saying probably repeated by Andrew Jackson
(falsely attributed to Jefferson)

The way you get meaning into your life
is to devote yourself to loving others,
devote yourself to your community around you,
and devote yourself to creating something
that gives you purpose and meaning
- Mitch Albom

With realization of one's own potential and
self-confidence in one's ability,
one can build a better world.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

The meaning of Life is whatever we Choose.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us;
what we have done for others and the world
remains and is immortal.
- Albert Pike

Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin

It is never too late to become what you might have been.
- George Eliot

What you are is God's gift to you:
what you become is your gift to god.
- Anthony Dalla Villa

I strive toward my vision,
while accepting gratefully whatever life offers me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing happens unless first a dream.
- Carl Sandburg

You have to realize: OK, I don't know how
to solve a political problem,
I don't know how to solve the pollution problem...
all I know is in my own life,
I need to figure out some sense of purpose,
I need to figure out how to be happy...
and I'm willing.
- Jewel

Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
- George Washington Carver

Without deep reflection,
one knows from daily life
that one exists for other people.
- Albert Einstein

You should not confuse your career with your life.
- Dave Barry

The indispensable first step to getting
the things you want out of life is this:
Decide what you want.
- Ben Stein

March to the beat of your own drum.
- Proverb

When you dance, your purpose is not to get
to a certain place on the floor.
It's to enjoy each step along the way.
- Wayne Dyer

If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for,
he isn't fit to live.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

No wind favors he who has no destined port.
- Montaigne

Nearly everything you do is of no importance,
but it is important that you do it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We may stumble, but always there is that eternal voice,
forever whispering within our ear,
that thing which causes the eternal quest,
that thing which forever sings and sings.
- Ernest Holmes

We're so engaged in doing things
to achieve purposes of outer value
that we forget the inner value,
the rapture that is associated
with being alive, is what it is all about.
- Joseph Campbell

Humility is not thinking less of yourself,
it's thinking of yourself less.
- Rick Warren (author of The Purpose Driven(R) Life)

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing
was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
- Margaret Mead

Where are you going? Where does your path lead?
You can never know the future, yet wandering aimlessly
is unlikely to be the source of a fulfilling life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To lead a great life:
Dream, Take Action, Repeat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know:
the only ones among you who will be really happy
are those who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer

No individual has any right to come into the world
and go out of it without leaving something behind.
- George Washington Carver

Opening my mind to Spirit, I trust my intuition to deliver
powerful visions of my inspired future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When we quit thinking primarily about ourselves
and our own self-preservation,
we undergo a truly heroic transformation of consciousness.
- Joseph Campbell


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