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Funny Quotes by Peggy Lee

Is That All There Is?
- Peggy Lee

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall PHOTO

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran PHOTO

Regrets are the tears of good deeds left undone
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I am a self-centered spoiled-rotten brat,
Thank you for nurturing me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West

Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein

For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier PHOTO

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden PHOTO

A moment without joy is an eternity of sadness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson PHOTO

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song still in them.
- Henry David Thoreau PHOTO

One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston

Human salvation lies in the hands
of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington PHOTO

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter PHOTO

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition,
is not only a waste of energy
but the worst habit you could possibly have.
- Dale Carnegie PHOTO

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Write your Sad times in Sand,
Write your Good times in Stone.
- George Bernard Shaw

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Distance cannot matter - ours is a friendship of the heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal

I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore

When It's Darkest, Men See the Stars.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing more depressing,
than having everything,
and still feeling sad.
- Janet Jackson

I seldom think about my limitations,
and they never make me sad.
Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times;
but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
- Helen Keller

You're only here for a short visit.
Don't hurry. Don't worry.
And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
- Walter Hagen

Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton

Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

The moral arc of the universe
bends at the elbow of justice.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If misery loves company, misery has company enough.
- Henry David Thoreau

One never notices what has been done;
one can only see what remains to be done.
- Marie Curie

We are addicted to being the way we are
- don Miguel Ruiz

One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.
- Mother Teresa

In case you failed to notice,
in case you failed to see,
this is my heart,
bleeding before you,
this is me down on my knees.
- Jewel

Self-pity in its early stages
is as snug as a feather mattress.
Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.
- Maya Angelou

O Captain. My Captain. our fearful trip is done.
- Walt Whitman

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- William Shakespeare

Grief is a normal and natural response to loss.
It is originally an unlearned feeling process.
Keeping grief inside increases your pain.
- Anne Grant

There was a time when a man was so convinced
that the world was round
that he was determined to prove it.
- Ernest Holmes

I've learned that you should always
leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
- Anonymous

There is no such thing as a lovers' oath.
- Plato

No regrets.
- Anonymous

When you're drowning, you don't say,
"I would be incredibly pleased if someone
would have the foresight to notice
me drowning and come and help me,"
you just scream.
- John Lennon

Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
never give up when you still feel you can't take it.
Never say you don't love the person anymore
when you can't let go.
- Anonymous

Regret is an appalling waste of time.
- Katherine Mansfield

My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you
before you can move on.
- the movie Forrest Gump

From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.
- Socrates

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare


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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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