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Funny Quotes by Henry Adams

Friends are born, not made.
- Henry Adams

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

I have lost friends, some by death ...
others by sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious
as to have friends at a distance;
they make the latitudes and the longitudes.
- Henry David Thoreau

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

When your friends begin to flatter
you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous

Nothing is more cheerful than talking
about our friends' shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde

Money can't buy friends
but it can get you a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- the movie The Godfather, Part II

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White PHOTO

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community,
and I'll tell you what his opinions are.
- Mark Twain
(paraphrase)

Heaven must be an awfully dull place
if your best friends end up elsewhere.
- Anonymous

Am I not destroying my enemies
when I make friends of them?
- Abraham Lincoln PHOTO

Your greatest gift to your family and friends is yourself -
your relaxed, happy, and fully-present self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher PHOTO

You can make more friends in two months
by becoming interested in other people
than you can in two years by trying
to get other people interested in you.
- Dale Carnegie

It is the friends you can call up at 4 A.M. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich PHOTO

Fear makes strangers of people
who would otherwise be friends.
- Shirley MacLaine

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei PHOTO

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Do not save your loving speeches
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead.
- Anna Cummins

But what a cruel thing is war
to separate and destroy families and friends.
- Robert E. Lee

Our opportunity is to Soar our Spirit.
To see Light and Joy in everything.
To spread our wings and fly boldly.
To give thanks for rainbows and butterflies -
our symbols of renewal and rebirth.
To offer daily Thanksgiving - for ourselves, our family,
our friends, our community, for the whole world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

We'll be friends until forever, just you wait and see.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

I have three kinds of friends:
those who love me,
those who pay no attention to me,
and those who detest me.
- Nicolas De Chamfort

Those that want friends to open themselves unto
are cannibals of their own hearts.
- Francis Bacon

The making of friends, who are real friends,
is the best token we have of a man's success in life.
- Edward Everett Hale

When friends stop being frank and useful to each other,
the whole world loses some of its radiance.
- Anatole Broyard

We will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet
when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
- Anonymous

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving
for my friends, the old and the new.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
- Mencius

No man is the whole of himself;
his friends are the rest of him.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick

Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
- Jacques Delille

Best friends are the ones who can be the farthest away
but there the fastest when you call.
- Anonymous

The difference between men friends and women friends
is that men tend to do things together,
women tend to just be together.
- Art Jahnke

Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery
in which to bury the faults of his friends.
- Henry Brooks Adams

Books and friends should be few but good.
- Anonymous

I make friends with my fear. I am unstoppable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is better to be in chains with friends,
than to be in a garden with strangers.
- Persian Proverb

In all my ways of seeing - may I use new glasses,
a telescope and a microscope.
And may I always allow myself to see a circumstance
through the tender hearts of my friends.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It is not so much our friends' help that helps us,
as the confidence of their help.
- Epicurus

Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
- Jacques Delille

Friends share our pain and touch our wounds
with a gentle and tender hand.
- Henri Nouwen

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
- Abraham Lincoln

Friends... they cherish one another's hopes.
They are kind to one another's dreams.
- Henry David Thoreau

Humility must always be the portion of any man
who receives acclaim earned in the blood of his followers
and the sacrifices of his friends.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

True friends are appreciative and never demanding.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone

Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
- Anonymous

Wishing to be friends is quick work,
but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
- Aristotle

It is one of the blessings of old friends
that you can afford to be stupid with them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not trouble yourself much
to get new things, whether clothes or friends...
Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
- Henry David Thoreau

Friends are like bras:
close to your heart and there for support.
- Anonymous

Choose your friends carefully.
Your enemies will choose you.
- Yasser Arafat

Friends love misery, in fact.
Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky
or too successful or too pretty,
our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.
- Erica Jong

I no doubt deserved my enemies,
but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
- Walt Whitman

Fate makes us family. choice makes us friends.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience:
this is the ideal life.
- Mark Twain


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