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Funny Quotes by Gail Sheehy

If we don't change, we don't grow.
If we don't grow, we aren't really living.
- Gail Sheehy

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand PHOTO

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi PHOTO

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
- George Carlin

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

Life's a bitch... and then you change your attitude.
- Jennifer Unlimited

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

He who rejects change is the architect of decay.
- Harold Wilson

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

We must be the change we wish to see.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
- Winston Churchill

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer) PHOTO

Change always comes bearing gifts.
- Price Pritchett

It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.
- Charles Darwin

Change your thoughts, change your life.
- James Allen

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe PHOTO

Habit is habit,
and not to be flung out of the window by any man,
but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.
- Mark Twain

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

The inherent nature of life is constant change.
To fear change is to fear life itself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you don't like something, change it,
If you can't change it, change your attitude
- Maya Angelou

You change your life by changing your heart.
- Max Lucado

Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

When you are reluctant to change,
think of the beauty of autumn.
- V. B. Brown

If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- Abraham Maslow

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion
upon morals, political, or religion
which he got otherwise than
through his associations and sympathies.
- Mark Twain

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

I welcome change as a great adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Change of any sort requires courage.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To improve is to change;
to be perfect is to change often.
- Winston Churchill

When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller

The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

Our only security is our ability to change.
- John Lilly

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
- Carl Jung

When men are easy in their circumstances,
they are naturally enemies to innovations.
- Joseph Addison

You can't move so fast that you try to change
the mores faster than people can accept it.
That doesn't mean you do nothing,
but it means that you do the things that
need to be done according to priority.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

When we blindly adopt a religion,
a political system, a literary dogma,
we become automatons. We cease to grow.
- Anais Nin

We see what we ASSUME we will see.
If you believe the world is evil, you will see evil.
If you believe the world is good, you will see good.
To change how life looks, change how you see life -
change your expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When was the last time you took
a different route to work ... just because?
Consider shaking up your life a little (or a lot) ...
for no reason, except to do it.
Let your life be an adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul.
- Walt Whitman

Constant development is the law of life,
and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas
in order to appear consistent
drives himself into a false position.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

When the music changes, so does the dance.
- African Proverb

We must let go of the life we have planned,
so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
- Joseph Campbell

Conventional people are roused to fury
by departure from convention,
largely because they regard such departure
as a criticism of themselves.
- Bertrand Russell

Habit and routine have an unbelievable power to waste and destroy.
- Henri de Lubac

I was taught that the way of progress
is neither swift nor easy.
- Marie Curie

Life is all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest discovery of any generation
is that a human being
can alter his life by
altering his attitude
- William James

We did not change as we grew older;
we just became more clearly ourselves.
- Lynn Hall

Face the facts of being what you are,
for that is what changes what you are.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches,
letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights.
- Pauline R. Kezer


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