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Funny Quotes by Emily Dickinson

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.
- Emily Dickinson

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled.
- Emily Dickinson

Find ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living is joy enough.
- Emily Dickinson

Dying is a wild night and a new road.
- Emily Dickinson

I argue thee that love is life.
And life hath immortality.
- Emily Dickinson

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
- George Eliot

Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- William Shakespeare

Every parting gives a foretaste of death,
every reunion a hint of the resurrection.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

It is never good dwelling on good-byes ...
it is not the being together that it prolongs, it is the parting.
- Elizabeth Bibesco

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare PHOTO

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney PHOTO

True believers just don't see things the way they are,
because if they did, they wouldn't be true believers anymore.
- Philip Caputo

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe
aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world,
and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci PHOTO

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer PHOTO

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

I do not need anyone's permission to be my true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The book of life is filled with incoherent riddles.
Life's true lessons are inscribed in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

Your inner thoughts reveal your true nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

The WORK
1.Is it true?
2.Can you absolutely know that it's true?
3.How do you react when you think that thought?
4.Who would you be without the thought?
- Byron Katie

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly,
the true place for a just man is also a prison.
- Henry David Thoreau

Knowledge is happiness, because to have knowledge -
broad, deep knowledge - is to know true ends from false,
and lofty things from low.
- Helen Keller

Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty.
The obedient must be slaves.
- Henry David Thoreau

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
- William Shakespeare

Knowing others is intelligence;
knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength;
mastering yourself is true power.
- Lao Tzu

True happiness... is not attained
through self-gratification,
but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
- Helen Keller

A true "moral compass" never points toward discrimination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing can bring a real sense of security
into the home except true love.
- Billy Graham

True courage is not the brutal force of vulgar heroes,
but the firm resolve of virtue and reason.
- Alfred North Whitehead

True love has no limits.
- Anonymous

True friends are appreciative and never demanding.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The True Surprise is that
So Many of Us have Evolved So Rapidly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most telling act of true Faith
is celebrating the death of a loved one
with the certain knowledge that
they are now in a better place.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friends are those who lift you up
when your heart's wings forget how to fly.
- Anonymous

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates

Society censors our actions,
but our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy,
the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child.
The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.
- Emma Goldman

We censor our actions, but
our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything deep is also simple
and can be reproduced simply
as long as its reference
to the whole truth is maintained.
But what matters is not what is witty
but what is true.
- Albert Schweitzer

True wisdom cannot be learned in a lifetime,
but can be revealed in a moment,
for it has always lived within each and every one of us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our actions are constrained by fear of reprisal,
but our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True independence is not a gift to be received.
It can't be a hand-out to people.
It must be an achievement by the people.
- Jimmy Yen

Many persons have a wrong idea of
what constitutes true happiness.
It is not attained through self-gratification
but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
- Helen Keller


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